this is an OJ joke I had from a while back =)

The OJ trial as told by Dr. Seuss
     
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.  
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.  
stayed at home that fateful night.  
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! hey, leave it be!  
When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.  
A broken glass did cause that gash.  
my friend, he took me for a ride.  
Through LA, from side to side.
>From north to south, we took a ride. 
But from the cops we could not hide. 
My trial lasted for a year.
A year! A year! just sitting here! 
The DNA, the HEM-The HAW!
The circus-hype The viewers saw! 
A year! A year! just sitting here!
And lawyers charge by the hour I fear! 
If I'm found guilty I will appeal! 
Appeal! Appeal! I will appeal!
I'll wheedle and whine- I'll cut a deal! 
If it's "not guilty" so glad I'll feel.  
Did you do this awful crime?
Did you do this anytime?
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
Did you take this person's life?  
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.  
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
Did you hit her from above.
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.  
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.




-Entomorph
ento@powernet.net
--Did you ever notice that OJ spelled backwards is JO--