Quick!  Get Barneystein (Wolfenstein Patch) and teach your sisters to pummel
and HATE Barney!!!!  If you want a copy, let me know, I'll attach it to a
letter.  I must say, Barneystein is very theriputic after seeing my youngest
cousin (who happens to have many, many, MANY Barney stuff).  Also, it
contains two fanfics where Barney is evil incarnate, does many nasty things
(including starting the Black Plague) and have the children of the world
destroy all adults.  It was a pretty good fanfic, but it is TOO LONG!  Took
me three days to finish both!!!!  Hope it helps!!

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia and
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"

Paige:"GO!  GO!  GO!  GO!  GO!  GO!  GO!  GO!"
Peter:(lining up a paper football)"While I appreciate your cheers..."
Paige:"They're not CHEERS, you slowpoke!"
Peter:(still aiming paper football, Paige providing the goalpost)"If Peter
Fox makes this field goal, he wins the Super Bowl.  If Peter Fox MISSES this
field goal, he LOSES the Super Bowl.  He nods to his center...  The ball is
snapped...  The kick is up and-..."<flick><poink!>
Paige:"AAAA- MY EYE!  YOU POKED OUT MY EYE, YOU LOSER!"
Peter:"Um, I believe you mean 'winner.'"
Paige:(with a paper football in one eye)"Let me show you a REAL game-ending
kick..."
---The Fox Family, from FoxTrot