Subject: [fanfic] Takahashi Now (Part One-Half)
From: "J. Austin Wilde" <jaustin@aloha.net>
Date: 9/8/1996, 4:33 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Takahashi Now
A Manga Artist’s Apocalypse
By J. Austin Wilde
Fission Park Press




J. Austin Wilde, K.B.C.S.
Minister of Propaganda and
Super Critical Reactor Axe Man
Fission Park Press
jaustin@aloha.net


                                 WARNING:
     The following work of fanfiction is a parody of the work of two 
great artists: Francis Ford Coppola and Rumiko Takahashi. The 
characters are the creation of Rumiko Takahashi / Kitty TV / 
Shogakukan and the situations and dialogue based on “Apocalypse 
Now”, Copyright 1979 Omni Zoetrope. 
     “The End”, Copyright 1967 Doors Music Company, ASCAP. 
Used without permission. “Suzie-Q”, Copyright 1970 Arc Music 
Corporation, BMI, written by Dale Hawkins, Stanley Lewis, and 
Eleanor Broadwater. (Again used without permission.)
     If you are the type of person who is easily offended, you should 
probably stop reading now. (Especially if you aren’t familiar with the 
story line, as you may be shocked.)
     

I’m not yet done with this one. I’m posting it just to get a feel for the 
response. For those of you familiar with the story line I’m sure you 
know what fates lie ahead for the characters. (Shudder)



     The jungle was green and lush. The trees began to sway with a 
quickening breeze. Faintly, very faintly, came the whup whup whup 
of a helicopter. A mournful guitar, sounding more like a sitar, began to 
play. Tambourines and rimshots followed the guitar. The sound of 
the helicopter grew in the distance. Hazy yellow vapor wafted about 
from a smoke grenade.
     “This is The End... Beautiful friend...”
     The jungle lit up in brilliant orange flames.
     “This is The End... My only friend, The End...”
     The jungle blazed again with fresh explosions of fire. Smoke 
billowed from the burning jungle, and a helicopter darted by, rotors 
turning in slow motion.
     “Avoiding all replies, The End. Of everything that stands, The End. 
No safety or surprise, The End. I’ll never look into your eyes...Again...”
     More helicopters whirled around the burning jungle, moving faster, 
their rotor wash rapid like the pulse of the hummingbirds they mocked. 
     “Can you picture...
           what will be...
              so limitless and free... 
                 Desperately in need...
                    of some... 
                       Stranger’s hand...
                         In a...
                             Desperate land...”

     The fiery vista mingled with images of still more helicopters and 
burning jungle. Palm fronds fell against a sheet of orange flames. A 
man in a faded olive drab tee smoked a cigarette thoughtfully, 
madness dancing behind numbed eyes. His black pigtail fell over his 
shoulder as his eyes flashed and the choppers beat at the air and his 
world burned around him.

     “Lost in a romance...
          Wilderness of pain...
               And all the children...
                    Are insane...
                         All the children...
                              Are insane....
                                  Waiting for the summer rain....”

     The sounds of rotor wash melted into the desperate beat of a 
ceiling fan over his head. Dirty smoke wafted around his head as he 
lay atop sweat and semen soiled sheets. Moisture beaded on his 
forehead and face. A .45 lay halfway concealed under a pillow. 
More than a few bottles of rotgut ‘33’ were strewn about the bed, 
the floor, everywhere.
     He got up out of bed and staggered to the window. Behind the 
blinds was a bustling, vibrant city. Yellow flags with three red stripes 
fluttered along a tree lined avenue. You’d hardly know there was a 
war going on.
     *Saigon... Shit...I’m still only in Saigon.*
     *Everytime I think I’m going to wake up back in the jungle... 
When I was home after my first tour it was worse... I’d wake up and 
there’d be nothing...* 
     The man looks at a picture of his father, and lights it up with the 
cherry of his cigarette.
     *I hardly said a word to my mother when she said ‘yes’ to a 
divorce... When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there 
all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.*
     He sat bleary eyed upon a OD-Green wool blanket. 
     *I’m here a week now. Waiting for a mission. Getting softer. Every 
minute I stay in this room I get weaker. And every minute Charlie 
squats in the bush, he gets stronger.*

     *Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.*

     The guitar comes back, manic, deranged. The beat is faster as the 
man practices his forms in a drunken stupor. He wobbles, he cries, he 
sees himself in the mirror and is frightened by what he sees. His fists 
fly at the glass in a blur, shattering the mirror and driving him back 
weeping in anguish. Not for his bloody hand, but for his soul.


                             *       *       *

     Two men in cleaned and pressed fatigues scaled the staircase of 
the hotel. An old Vietnamese woman folded linen on the third floor 
landing. She didn’t even look at them as they passed.
     *Everyone gets everything he wants... I wanted a mission. And 
for sins they gave me one. Brought it up like Room Service.*
     They stopped outside a door and knocked.
     “Captain Saotome, are you in there?”
     “Y-Yeah I’m coming.”
     *It was a real choice mission... And when it was over I’d never 
want another one.*
     The door opened and Saotome appeared. He is unshaven, haggard, 
and naked; covered only by the dirty sheet he drapes loosely about 
his waist.
     “Whaddya want?”
     “Are you all right Captain?”
     Saotome turns around, flashing them with his fish belly white ass 
as he staggers back to the bed.
     “What’s it look like?” He retorted.
     “Are you Captain Saotome, 505th Battalion, 107th Airborne, 
assigned to II Corps?”
     Saotome nodded wearily. “Hey buddy, you gonna shut the door?” 
He yelled at the other soldier, who is standing in the threshold, staring.
     “Captain Saotome, I have priority orders from COMSEC 
Intelligence Nha Trang to escort you to the airfield.”
     Saotome nodded again.
     “What are the charges?” He asked tiredly.
     “Sir?”
     “The charges. What’d I do?”
     The man looked confused. “Sir, there are no charges. Come on sir, 
there’s still a little time to get cleaned up.”
     Saotome sighed and fell back on the bed to sleep off his drunk.
     The first soldier groaned.
     “Come on Dave, we got a dead one here.”
     They picked up Saotome against his moaning protests and dragged 
him to the shower. They stood him up inside and hit the water. Of 
course it was freezing cold.
     “AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!” Ranma-chan cried, her hair now red 
and sopping wet. The two men jumped back in surprise as the terribly 
beautiful wonderfully naked woman pulled the shower curtain on them 
and tried to sober up.


                                *       *       *


     The helicopter set down in Nha Trang. Saotome, now male again, 
stepped off in his best fatigue uniform. Men marched by singing a 
bawdy cadence.
     *I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn’t even 
know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked 
through the war like a main circuit cable. Plugged straight into Genma.*
     He approached a mobile home trailer with a little picket fence and 
outdoor wooden deck patio. Two MP’s stood lazy guard, stiffening 
only when he approached.
     *It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker for Colonel 
Genma Saotome’s memory, any more than being back in Saigon was 
an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling my own... 
And if his story is really a confession, than so is mine.*
     He entered the mobile home and was greeted by a full bird colonel. 
     “Captain Saotome reporting as ordered sir,” he said saluting.
     Colonel Mukaida, a crotchety old man, returned his salute and 
directed him to stand at ease.
     “Have you ever seen this gentleman, Captain?” Mukaida asked, 
pointing to a man wearing dark glasses and a trenchcoat. The man 
looked back but didn’t say a word.
     Saotome knew him. Yotsuya. A Company Man. This was a test. 
He denied ever seeing him before.
     “Have you met the General before, or myself?”
     General Tendo smoked a cigarette impassively, watching him.
     “No sir, not personally.”
     “You worked a lot on your own haven’t you?”
     “Yes sir.”
     “Your report specifies that you worked in Intelligence. I Corps.”
     This was another test.
     “Sir, I’m not presently disposed to discuss such activities.”
     “Did you not work for the CIA in I Corps?”
     Saotome shook his head.
     “Did you not assassinate a government tax collector, Quang Tri 
province?”
     Saotome was dead faced. “Sir I am unaware of any such activity 
or operation. Nor would I be disposed to discuss any such activity if 
it did in fact exist, sir.”
     He passed the test. They went straight to lunch.
     “Captain, have you heard of Colonel Genma Saotome, Operations 
Officer 5th Special Forces?”
     The tests just didn’t end. Of course he did. Genma was his father.
     Tendo jumped in. “Mukaida, would you play that tape for the 
captain please.”
     Mukaida nodded and punched the ‘play’ button.
     “Listen to this carefully captain,” Tendo advised.
     “_Transmission Nine zero-four-thirty hours, sector King-Zulu-
King._” The tape went.
     “These were monitored out of Cambodia,” Mukaida supplied.
     “_I watched a snail... Crawl along the edge...of a straight razor. 
That’s my dream. It’s my nightmare... Crawling slithering, along the 
edge, of a straight razor...and surviving..._”
     “This has been verified as the voice of Colonel Saotome,” Mukaida 
said. No one said anything about the similarities of last names. The 
tape went on.
     “_Transmission eleven, received 68 December 30, 0500 hours, 
sector King-Zulu-King:  We must kill them, we must incinerate them. 
Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army. 
And they call me an assassin... What do you call it when the assassins 
accuse the assassins? They lie... They lie and we have to be merciful...
to those that lie. Those... Neybobs... I hate them... I do hate them..._”
     The tape stopped. Mercifully. Hearing his father that way, it chilled 
him to the bone.
     “Genma Saotome was one of the most outstanding officers this 
country ever produced.” Tendo said when they had sat in silence long 
enough. “He was brilliant, he was outstanding in every way... And he 
was a good man too, a humanitarian man.”
     Saotome could have debated this point, but decided to keep silent.
     Tendo went on. It was obvious that the two men had once been 
good friends.
     “A man of wit and humor... He joined the Special Forces... And 
after that his ideas, methods...became... unsound.” He said the last 
word again bitterly. “Unsound.”
     Mukaida read from a brief.
     “Now he’s crossed into Cambodia with his Montagnard army of 
his that worship the man... like a god... And follow every order 
however ridiculous.”
     Tendo looked hurt as he spoke. “You see Saotome, in this war 
things get... confused out there. Power, ideals, the old morality and 
practical military necessity... But out there with these natives, it must 
be a temptation to be God. Because there’s a conflict in every human 
heart. Between Good and Evil. And Good does not always triumph 
over Evil... Sometimes the dark side overcomes what Lincoln calls 
the ‘better angels of our nature’.”
     A helicopter stuttered overhead.
     “Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have one... Genma 
Saotome has reached his: and very obviously he has gone insane.”
     Tendo gave the nod to Mukaida, telling him to give the order.
     “Your mission is to proceed up the river in a Navy patrol boat. 
Pick up Colonel Saotome’s path at Nhu Mung Bha, follow it, learn 
what you can along the way. When you find the colonel, infiltrate 
his team by whatever means available and terminate the colonel’s 
command.”
     Saotome’s eyes widened.
     “Terminate the panda...” He said, looking at an intelligence photo 
as he said it.
     Tendo sighed wearily. “He’s out there operating without any decent 
restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable form of human 
conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.”
     “Terminate with extreme prejudice,” Yotsuya said. The only thing 
he said the entire interview.
     “You understand Captain, that this mission does not exist, nor will 
it ever exist.”
     Saotome didn’t need to be told. He understood it better than anyone. 
It was all just going through the motions, and suddenly he despised 
them for it. Why couldn’t they just accept what they were doing and 
be done with it? He was an assassin, he did the dirty work for the 
CIA and the Army. That was all he’d ever been to them, a solution 
they could wash their hands of.


                           *       *       *


     The helicopter took him towards the coast. The rice paddies were 
small rectangles of reflected sky against the dikes and small patches of 
dry ground where sodden huts stood. High up in the sky, away from 
the smell and the heat and the death, Vietnam was almost beautiful.
     *How many people had I already killed? There were those six 
that I knew about for sure. Close enough to blow their last breaths 
in my face... But this time it was an American, and my father... That 
wasn’t supposed to make any difference to me, but it did... Shit... 
Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out 
speeding tickets at the Indy 500.* 
     *I took the mission... What the hell else was I going to do?*


                             *       *       *


     An olive drab boat chugged away from the pier. it picked through 
the dugout canoes and the sampans and made for open water. The 
word ‘Erebus’ was stenciled on the fantail.
     *I was being ferried down the coast in a Navy PBR, a kind of 
plastic patrol boat; pretty common sight on the rivers these days. 
They said it was a good way to pick up information and move 
without drawing a lot of attention, and that was okay. I needed the 
air and the time. Only problem was I wouldn’t be alone. *
     *The crew were just kids. Three sisters and a duck man with one 
foot in their graves.*
     Saotome watched Mousse sunning his face with a reflector. His 
glasses were pushed up on his head and his eyes were closed. He 
looked quite serene in the forward .50cal gun tub.
     *Mousse was a famous stage magician from some circus act in 
China. To take one look at his thick glasses you’d wonder if he’d 
ever seen anything in his life.*
     Saotome looked over to the girl working on one of the PBR’s 
diesels. She was grease stained and wore a pained mask of frustration 
on her face as she worked the wrenches. Every other turn she would 
bust her knuckles on a nearby pipe.
     *Akane, the one they called ‘chef’, used to live in Nerima. She 
looked like she was wrapped too tight for Vietnam. She was probably 
wrapped too tight for Nerima.*
     Another girl, the eldest of the three, was busy dusting the pintle 
mounted M-60. Her long mane of hair was tied off with a tiger-striped 
camo pattern ribbon bow and fell over one shoulder. Her olive drab 
fatigues looked freshly pressed, although how she could manage that 
aboard the Erebus was beyond him.
     *Kasumi, or Miss Clean, was from some quiet Tokyo suburb, 
and I think the light and the space of Vietnam really put the zap on 
her head.*
     He looked up to the pilothouse as Kasumi began dusting the canopy. 
The Chief was busy conning the boat and talking over the radio.
     *Then there was Nabiki, the Chief. It may have been my mission, 
but sure as shit was the chief’s boat.*
     The boat rolled on. Kasumi brought out a portable radio and tuned 
it in.
     Bright and cheerful (and obviously civilian because no one in 
uniform had that much to be happy about in this hellhole) voices 
sang the radio station’s jingle. “AFVN Central Highlands, Wow!”
     “Good morning Vietnam, this is Army Specialist Zach Johnson for 
AFVN with a special message from the Mayor of Saigon. The mayor 
would like all the GI’s living in the city to hang their laundry up 
indoors instead of from the windows. The Mayor wants you to help 
keep Saigon beautiful.”
     “And here’s a blast from the past going out to Big Sam all alone 
out there in the Mantle Room with the guys from the 1st Battalion 
35th Infantry, and dedicated to the fire team at An Khe, from their 
groovy C.O. Fred ‘The Head’. Here’s the Rolling Stones with 
‘Satisfaction’.”
     As the Stones cranked out ‘Satisfaction’, Saotome noted the boat 
picking up speed. Akane was at the helm, gunning her diesels for all 
they had. He looked aft and saw Mousse, in duck form, water skiing 
behind the boat. He gripped the tow rope in his beak and shot across 
the wake. Nabiki and Kasumi cheered for him as he jumped back 
across the wake and flipped.
     Mousse cut hard outside and swamped a couple Vietnamese with 
water. They cursed at him and fell over into the water. Nabiki cheered 
again. Saotome had to laugh in spite of himself.


                          *       *       *


     Saotome joined Nabiki in the pilothouse. She gave him a once over 
and turned away with a smile. Then she picked up a map and showed 
it to him.
     “There’s about two points where we can draw enough water to 
get into the Nung River. They’re both hot, belong to Charlie.
     “Don’t worry about it,” Saotome said coolly. He offered her a 
cigarette.
     “Don’t smoke,” she replied. She adjusted course to steer around a 
sampan. “You know I’ve pulled a few Special Ops in here. About six 
months ago I took a man up past the bridge at Do Lung. He was regular 
army too.” She thought about that man and a cloud of doom hung 
suddenly over her face.
     “I heard he shot himself in the head,” she finished after a few 
minutes.


     A series of long rolling booms echoed across the water like distant 
thunder. Akane looked up in dismay.
     “What’s that?” She asked.
     “Arclight,” Saotome supplied. “B-52 strike.”
     Akane shuddered. “I hate that. Every time I hear that something 
terrible happens.”
     Kasumi smiled blithely. “Charlie never sees them or hears them. 
The concussion will suck the air out of your lungs.”
     Seeing Kasumi discuss the terrors of an Arclight so cheerfully made 
Saotome shudder in spite of himself.
     “Something terrible is gonna happen,” Akane declared.
     “Oh my!” Kasumi cried, pointing across the bow. “Smoke! 
Secondary burns!”
     Nabiki picked up her binoculars.
     “Hueys over there. Lots of Hueys.” The chop of rotor wash grew 
louder as they approached the beach.
     “Let’s have a look Chief,” Saotome ordered. He had a funny 
feeling about this.
     *It was the Air Cav. First of the Ninth, our escorts to the mouth 
of the Nung River. But they were supposed to be waiting for us 
another thirty kilometers ahead.*
     Saotome smiled as he saw them.
     *Well... _Airmobile_. Those boys just couldn’t stay put!*
     As the Erebus approached the beach the noise of combat and the 
wail of refugees became overpowering. Children cried as soldiers 
tended their wounds and loaded them into APCs for evacuation. An 
amphib with a big Rome-plow painted like a shark’s mouth knocked 
over a hut, setting off a satchel charge that finished the hut but left 
the APC unscathed. Helicopters darted about above them like angry 
hornets.
     *First of the Ninth was an old cavalry division that had cashed in 
its horses for choppers and gone tear-assing around ‘Nam looking for 
The Shit. They’d given Charlie a few surprises in their time here. 
What they were mopping up now hadn’t even happened yet an hour 
ago.*
     Saotome had Mousse in tow as they crossed the ruined beach. 
They passed a gaggle of civilians. Chief among them was a cute 
and tiny little Japanese woman with a sketch pad. Her cohorts all 
scribbled furiously on sketch pads as they passed.
     “Go by like you’re fighting!” The little Japanese woman extolled 
them. “Don’t look at us! This is for manga! Go by like you’re 
fighting! Like you’re fighting!”
     Saotome couldn’t believe this one. He continued on shaking his 
head.
     The fighting continued in the distance. The evacuation continued 
apace. A cow was lifted with a sling by an observation helicopter. It 
mooed mournfully as it was carried away.
     Saotome approached a rifleman heading back towards the beach.
     “Where can I find the CO?” He asked him.
     The soldier saluted him quickly.
     “You can’t miss him sir, he’s right over there.” He pointed back 
towards a low wall of masonry littered with the bodies of the dead. 
A tall man in neat green fatigues posed somewhere between recruiting-
poster rigid and John Wayne Hollywood. He wore a blue cavalry hat 
and gold neckerchief straight out of the nineteenth century. 
     Ranma recognized him immediately. Fortunately the Colonel 
wouldn’t recognize _him_, at least not as a man...
     The man began tossing playing cards onto the bodies of the fallen.
     “Nine of clubs.”
     “Two of spades.”
     “Three of hearts.”
     He thoughtfully placed a card into the cold dead hand of a VC 
soldier.
     “Thou art the Jack of the Deck,” he said to the dead man.
     Ranma picked up one of the cards and looked at it. On the back 
of the card was the 1st of the 9th’s logo and their motto: ‘Death 
from Above’.
     “What’s that?” Mousse asked.
     “Death cards,” Ranma replied.
     “What?”
     “Death cards. Let’s Charlie know who did this.” Ranma shouted 
against the rotor wash.
     The man dismissed some insignificant tanker with a wave of his 
hand and turned around just as Saotome approached.
     Ranma saluted him and shouted over the choppers.
     “Captain Saotome!” He yelled by way of introduction. “I carry 
priority papers from COMSEC intelligence, II Corps. I understand 
Nha Trang has briefed you on the requirements of my mission.”
     “What manner of assignment is this?” Lt. Col. Tatewaki Kuno 
asked. “In truth I have heard nothing from Nha Trang.”
     Ranma was undaunted. “Sir, your unit is supposed to escort us 
into the Nung.” He handed Kuno a copy of the orders.
     Kuno studied them for just less than the time it would take to 
read them. He was clearly unconcerned and possibly a little perturbed 
at this upstart Captain telling him where he should be and what he 
should be doing. He handed the orders to his diminutive majordomo 
Sasuke.
     “We shall see, Saotome.” He looked back over the vista of 
destruction around him. The crackle of gunfire and the constant thrum 
of helicopters. “In the interim you would do best to stay well clear 
until I have completed the conquest of this village.”
     One of Kuno’s men came up to him.
     “Hey sir, I heard that guy next to the captain is named Mousse.”
     Kuno was intrigued. “Mousse? The swordsman from China?”
     Kuno looked to Mousse. “Is this true?”
     “I’m Gunner’s Mate Third Class Mousse, sir!” He replied.
     “It is truly an honor to meet you Mousse. I have admired your 
greatsword techniques for years!”
     “Thank you sir!”
     “Thou mayest refrain from calling me ‘sir’. Call me Tatewaki 
instead.”


     Far in the distance rolled the thunder of another Arclight. Men 
wandered by across the darkened sands. A few campfires burned 
brightly. Beers cans littered the sand, and it was a challenge to avoid 
them when you walked. The smell of barbecue mingled with the 
reek of cordite, jet fuel, and death. 
     *Kuno had a pretty good day for himself. They choppered in 
the teriyaki and the beer and turned the LZ into a beach party.*
     Ranma took in a drag of his cigarette and blew it out solemnly. He 
had a far away look in his eyes.
     *The more they tried to make it just like home, the more they 
made everybody miss it.*
     Kuno listened on as a man strummed a guitar. He was kneeling 
formally, appearing to be holding court amongst his men. They 
laughed and drank and had a good time. Kuno seemed very pleased 
with himself.
     *Well he wasn’t a bad officer I guess. He loved his boys, and he 
felt safe with them. He was one of those guys that had that weird 
light around him. You just knew he wasn’t going to get so much as 
a scratch here.
     “What happened to your mission, Captain?” Kuno called to him. 
“Has Nha Trang forgotten about you?” He began to laugh imperiously 
and his men joined in.
     Ranma ignored the slight and pulled a map from his pocket. Kuno 
made an aside to Sasuke while gesturing to Ranma.
     “Airborne!” Kuno sniggered. He laughed again.
     Ranma grit his teeth and presented the map to Kuno.
     “Sir, there are two places we can get into the Nung River.” He 
pointed to them on the map. Kuno showed little interest but looked 
on anyway.
     “Verily,” Kuno muttered.
     Ranma went on. “Here and here. It’s a pretty wide delta, but these 
are the only two spots I’m really sure of.”
     Kuno began to show more interest when he took a closer look at 
the place where Ranma’s finger rested.
     “In truth the village you point to is most perilous.”
     “Perilous? what do you mean ‘perilous’”
     “I am saying there is great danger there. They are possessed of 
great ordnance that shakes the very heavens. I have lost several 
valiant reconnaissance ships there from time to time.”
     He turned to Sasuke. “What is the name of yonder thrice-damned 
village? Vin Din Dop, or is it Lop? These verminous Vietnamese 
names all sound the same. Do you have any reports of it?”
     Sasuke thought about it over his beer.
     “Master, I believe that is where we lost the Pig-Tailed Girl.”
     Kuno was livid. “Why didn’t you say so earlier!” He raged.
     Ranma remembered his escape from Kuno through that village 
well.
     “But master, they shot the hell out of us there. That’s Charlie’s 
point.”
     “It matters not! Oh Pig-Tailed Girl! I come for thee!”


                            *       *       *


     The thin streaks of dawn bathed the grassy slopes of the LZ in 
orange light. The choppers were spinning up. The thunder of the 
rotor wash shook the very ground. Men ran to their ships with full 
combat gear ready.
     Kuno exchanged his cavalry hat for his helmet and checked his 
mic. He gave a thumbs’ up to his left door-gunner.
     “How art thou feeling this day James?” He called to him.
     The door-gunner locked back the bolt of his M-60 and raised the 
front ring sight.
     “LIKE A MEAN MOTHERFUCKER SIR!!!”
     Kuno nodded approvingly. He turned to Sasuke and pointed to him.
     “You may sound the charge Sasuke!”
     Sasuke raised a bugle to his lips and began to blow ‘Charge’ over 
and over. Wild whoops of excitement echoed over the commo net as 
the helicopters surged up into the air. First ten, then twenty, then almost 
fifty Huey slicks, gunships, and scouts orbited above the LZ. They 
slid into their formations with practiced ease, an aerial ballet of 
awesome grace and power. Kuno was beside himself with pride as he 
watched them whirl above and below and around his gunship.
     When they were in formation, Kuno turned them south and they 
headed out to sea. The sky was fiery orange and the fat sun was 
blood red. That such a sanguine vista was laid before them in the 
morning Kuno took as a good omen. Ranma and Mousse sat in the 
back of the chopper with the troops. For some reason Kuno had taken 
a bit of a shine to Mousse.
     “Dost thou prefer a lighter blade or a heavier blade?”
     “Heavier,” Mousse replied.
     “In truth? I was of the opinion you preferred a lighter blade.”
     “You can’t turn the polearms with a lighter one.”
     Mousse went on but Kuno was getting messages from his advanced 
scouts. He waved him silent and took the reports.
     “Blue Thunder this is Tachi Six, we’ve got it spotted,” the radio 
crackled.
     Kuno acknowledged. “Roger, Tachi Six. All elements assume 
attack formation. Prepare Psy-War Op. This is a Romeo Foxtrot, 
shall we dance. Make it loud!”
     He turned back to Mousse to explain his plan.
     “We shall swoop in low from out of the rising sun. From a mile 
out we shall play the laughter.”
     Mousse was puzzled.
     “Laughter?”
     “Of course!” Kuno cried. “I have recorded my twisted sister’s 
laughter. There is no greater intimidator when played for the heathens 
at maximum volume. They flee before it like the base cowards they 
are!”
     Mousse looked over his shoulder to Ranma and shrugged.


     In another chopper Akane watched a door-gunner shove cotton 
into his ears. The rest of the troops followed suit with cotton balls, 
earplugs, bananas, etc; She glanced at Kasumi, who gave her a 
raised eyebrows look of confusion.
     Akane tapped the door-gunner on the shoulder.
     “Why are you all wearing ear plugs?” She shouted above the 
rotor wash.
     The man gave her a lopsided grin. “So we don’t have our brains 
leak out!” He gestured to the oversized bullhorn PA system mounted 
on the skids.
     Akane laughed for a second at how ridiculous that sounded. Then 
when she saw that no one else was laughing, she took the proffered 
earplugs from the co-pilot. Kasumi was already putting hers in.



That’s all I have so far. (Well I do have the tiger part done too, but 
that’s getting a bit ahead of the story so far.) Nothing shocking yet. 
Tell me what you think. Even if no one likes it, I’ll still finish it some 
day. Just depends on how much rum I have left lying around and how 
many more times I can watch the movie before the tape wears out.


Free the Nukes!