(Someone who lives in the center of America, which is in the
center of North America, which is in the center of the world. <grin>)

Maybe if we dug a big enough hole under north 'Merka and it fell down into
the hole right through all the magma (or whatever) and stuff and got to
the Earth's core, THEN you could say that 'Merka's the center of the world!

Volunteers? ^_^

P-word: (with shovel) Yep. I'm in! When do I start?

Please ignore that man behind the curtain! The center of the world is TEXAS! ;)

Go for it! Then we can put American over-the-top Patriots where they want
to be! The center of the earth! Waiwai! ... hmm... maybe we should just throw
the over-zealous patriots down there, instead? And the American government?

Do that! Overzealous patriots are the leading cause of leprosy!

(Gets into cowboy garb, hops onto Shlepnir (with western tack) and rides
over to a few OPs, hogtieing them.)

Where's the hole?


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-wyrm(AKA Tom Jefferys; Time Lord for Hire, "Have TARDIS; Will Travel.")
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