On Fri, 6 Sep 1996, Caroline Ann Seawright wrote:

As another Aussie, I'll answer, so none of the above retorts apply. We 
Australians are a funny group. We are easily the worlds best at 
teasing and poking fun at people including ourselves. If you ever 
take any of it seriously you become an automatic target for future 
"harassment". We view the poor victims-types who cry in anger and 
denial as total idiots who are there for our amusement.
    Feel free to keep on denying all the claims you've read and to 
burst into tears, etc. It'll only encourage us anyway!! ;-) 

Ha! You just like 'harassing' Americans because everyone harasses you!
Isn't that right? Hmmm? Can't pick on anyone else, so you'll go for the
'Merkins since they're the biggest and easiest target!

Yup.  If all else fails, find a dumb yank ;)

PS - you'll find our most popular targets are ourselves anyway!!

You can't even drive! Beeeeedah! ^_^

Oh boy... Kun-chan can drive... as if the general Melbournian traffic 
wasn't bad enough.. they let her out there.

*shudder*

                                      ~~~~~
                     The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au
                    Whose probably driven more klicks than you.