At 11:03 PM 9/7/96 +1000, Caroline Ann Seawright wrote:

   >    Australia has Mormons, too ... though we all hate them...
   > Your intolerance is appalling.
  I guess you don't have them door knocking and never going away. They don't
  take 'No' for an answer. Same with Jehovah Witnesses...
And the police refuse to cart them away?

Well, you can shut the door in their faces before you need to call the
police, but that isn't really a nice thing to do.

Of course the fun way to handle missionaries is to keep a copy of the
necronomicon by your door and read it sections to them when they come
knocking. If you don't want to be that mean, an easy way to deal with them
is to train whatever people you're living with to have loud conversations
that carry on like:
BOB:    Hey Ed!, can you hurry up and sacrafice that goat, I want to start
the         ceremony pretty soon.

ED:     Sure Bob, I'll go get the black candles and start drawing the chalk
outline for the pentagrams.

Now if this doesn't work, you pull out a shotgun and er,...  uh you're in
Austrailia, so I guess you can't do that.

later.

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