Kunou (has "H" on his forehead): Patience, Saotome. The color has not yet
become clear. (inspecting pregnancy test) Oho! The news is quite good,
Saotome!

I forgot about the H on Kuno...heh...

<I can see it now>

Ranma: I guess I'm all alone now...

Genma: <grins> Well, I wouldn't say that...

Kuno (rezzes into view, has "H" on forehead): Ho, Saotome...

Ranma: (jumps out of skin, well... not out of his SKIN, but that's just
something that is always said when...

Wyrm-chan: (mallets Wyrm) GET ON WITH IT!

...Ranma jumps up out of his chair. Well, not JUMPS up, as he's a martial
artist and would go through the command room ceiling. *AAGH!*)

Ranma: KUNO?!

Kuno: Indeed, you boor! I have come back to extract vengance upon you.
(Draws bokken, charges, and goes through everything else)

Ranma: Hey! You have an "H" on your head. What does that mean, "hentai"?

Kuno: (extracting himself from console) Foul sorcerer! What enchantment
hast ye cast upon me this time?! I, Kunou Tatewaki, the Blue Thunder of
Furinkan High, shall triumph!

Ranma: Kuno. We're not in high school anymore! That was, what THREE MILLION
YEARS AGO!

Kuno: Three million? (smiles suddenly) Truely I have been blessed with long
life.

Genma: (interrupting) Sorry Kuno. You're dead, too.

Kuno: IMPOSSIBLE! Do I not walk? Do I not talk? Do I not think?

Ranma: Well...

Genma: You're not the real Kuno. You are a holographic simulation of him.

Kuno: uh...

Ranma: So that's why you can go through me.

Genma: The boy's right. As you are essentually only a light image animated
by a complex computer simulation, although I admit that your simulation is
rather less complex than most, you have no substance. You are essentially a
ghost.

Kuno: This... cannot... be...

Ranma: (swipes hand through him) Appears so. Hey, Kuno. You okay?

Kuno: I, Kunou Tatewaki, Blue Thunder of Furinkan High, am reduced to an
immaterial shell! Oh the humanity!!

<change scene>

Genma: (image on space background) Additional... We have plenty of food,
although we are running low on Panda Snacks.

</ICSIN>

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-wyrm(AKA Tom Jefferys; Time Lord for Hire, "Have TARDIS; Will Travel.")
<wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>                       <JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu>
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