Subject: Re: [FFML] [FFML] [FULL-SPAM] Apostrophies aftermath
From: Nightelf
Date: 9/7/1996, 6:01 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

On Sat, 7 Sep 1996, Thomas R Jefferys wrote:

Could be worse.  I think RPM goes to U Houston, if I'm not mistaken.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! (@O@)

Listen, if you ever want to have some fun, figure out how many fanfic 
writers have Texas ties.  The list I've compiled so far is just 
frightening.  
 

One question:  Who's the SMU person on here?  Hibiki's a Red Raider, not
a Mustang.


Huh! Must have my nicknames goofed up! What's a Mustang? Texas State?
Dammit, my memory's been fuzzy ever since I regenerated.


Southern Methodist University, aka SMU.  I know...they sorta disappeared 
from the football picture after the NCAA gave them the "death penalty".
 
Wyrm: (bigsweats, smiles nervously, holds out paper bag) Jelly Baby?


Nightelf: (looks at jelly baby longingly) Me want!  Me want!!

Wyrm: Then tell the Gurou to back off!

(Gurou growls)

Wyrm: Nice doggie... cute little pooch... maybe you'd prefer a milkbone...

(Gurou approches with fangs bared)

Wyrm: *Gulp*

(Suddenly, machine-gun fire bursts out. The Gurou is suddenly swisscheezed
with bullet holes. It drops. Dead. Wyrm-chan emerges wearing MANIAC armor.
The Vulcan machine gun attachment de-rezzes. She smiles.)

Wyrm-chan: Wyrm, Wyrm, Wyrm... Always getting into trouble...

Wyrm: Tell me about it. (Glances at dead Gurou. It stays dead.) I thought
Gurou were immune to bullets.

Wyrm-chan: Not to silver bullets, they aren't!

Wyrm: Thanks for saving my skin. Now, let's get back to the TARDIS!

Nightelf: Damn.  And I finally got a hold of a milk-bone, too...

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Nicholas Leifker, aka "Nightelf"
nwl9354@tam2000.tamu.edu
"He's so beautiful when he's unconscious."
-Kodachi Kuno, "Kurobara"
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