Now that I have your attension, I just wanted to know,  WHY HASN'T ANYONE
ANSWERED ANY OF MY QUESTIONS?!?!?  I know people are not really anxious to
see my fanfic, but I really want to type it!  Come on, will someone help,
please.  I spent an hour to type up that Character Bio of my Characters and
not one single person has responded with a possible name for any of my
characters!  Please don't tell me I have to retype that whole thing again!  I
still haven't think of the person who hired them!  Right now, it down to Ko(I
have omitted this spelling until I can find my Ranma Who's Who list, I don't
want people fainting over how horrible I could possibly butcher that name)
and Nabiki.  What do you think?

[SPAM]Proof that I'm insane!(I put that so you can skip it if you want, but
you'll be sorry!)
  And has anybody seen my latest post (Great Idea!!!! (or maybe another crazy
one from me))?  I've been really wanting to see if anybody could actually
make a Ranma theme song using Pinky and the Brain theme.  I also want to get
that Ranma theme set to Scooby-Doo.  Scientists say we only use 10% of our
brains.  I think I'm using more than that (and I don't think that's a good
thing).  I mean how else could I do so well in school, yet know almost all
the Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Looney Toons, Pinky and the Brain, Freakazoid,
and Earthworm Jim cartoon episodes and theme songs!  Not to mention I know
all the Garfield, Calvin and Hobbes, FoxTrot, and Dilbert comics!

[SPAM]Ranma on Red Dwarf(see note by last [SPAM] heading)
  I just checked a TV thing that came in Sun. Tribune, and I couldn't find
Red Dwarf!!!  Did they take it off the air here in PA??  I hope not, I've
only seen a few episodes and I want to see the rest.  Oh well, at least I
found something that could replace it.  I have to explain this.  I remembered
it like it was this morning, come to think of it, it WAS this morning!
 Anyways (cue wavy lines signaling flashback), I was at the Westmoreland Mall
WaldenBooks picking up some new books.  I was looking for book three in the
King's Quest book series (which I didn't see), picked up the paperback of
Micheal Crichton's Lost World, and after picking up the first book in the
sequel to Stargate, Stargate:Rebellion, I started heading to the counter to
buy them.  As I passed this white dolly holding books, a glowing, shimmering
book caught my eye (okay, it wasn't glowing or shimmering, it was just laying
there on top! It still caught my eye).  I looked closer.  It was titled, Red
Dwarf Infinity Welcomes Careful Driviers.  I thought "Nah, couldn't be, could
it?".  I picked it up, the words Red Dwarf were set up like on the show, It's
main character was someone from London named Lister, he was on a ship called
the Red Dwarf, he woke up three million years in the future the last living
human, and his only company was a hologram crew mate and a highly evolved
Cat.  So of course I bought it (much to the dismay of my wallet).  I don't
remember if the credits said the TV show was based on a book, and if it was,
is this it?  Is it a series (if this is a yes, could you give some names of
the other books?)?  It was too weird.  Course, lots of people say I'm weird,
so I quess it was pretty normal for me.

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller (if all of those words up there are not mispelled, I
would REALLY be surprised)
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia and
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"

Marcus:"Got any plans for the summer?"
Jason:"Well, I made a list last month of the things I wanted to do during
vacation.
          Put dead flies in Paige's sock drawer...
          Put salt in Paige's milk...
          Booby trap Paige's jewelry box...
          Let the air out of Paige's bike tires...
          Put itching powder in Paige's talc bottle...
Unfortunately, I got it all done yesterday."
Marcus:"So, basically, you'll be hiding."
Jason:"I've REALLY gotta learn to pace myself."
-----The Fox family, from FoxTrot