Subject: Great Idea!!!! (or maybe another crazy one from me)
From: JesX@aol.com
Date: 9/7/1996, 11:18 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

I actually thought of this, I don't know why.  But I'm starting to wonder if
using an extra 10% of your brain is good.  Maybe I should just ignore those
thoughts coming from there.  Then again, how would I write my fanfic.
 Anyways, here's something from that area that isn't that 10%:
(note:This is something I just thought up.  It's just a rough draft so sorry
for some of the mistakes.  Sung to the tune of Pinky and the Brain.[in case
you don't know this theme song, look below])
They're Ranma and Akane,
Yes, Ranma and Akane,
One is cursed, their both fiancees,
Their parents force this on them,
They act like the hate each other,
They're Ranma, Ranma and Akane,
Baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka,
Before each day is done,
Ranma will be crushed,
By a hammer from Akane,
For calling her uncute,
They're Ranma and Akane,
Yes, Ranma and Akane,
Their daily lives,
aren't easy to explain,
They constantly fight and bicker,
And never say what they feel,
They're Ranma, Ranma and Akane,
Baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, ouch!
(okay, okay, sorry for A LOT of the mistakes)

They're Pinky and the Brain,
Yes, Pinky and the Brain,
One is a genius,
The other is insane,
They're labortory mice,
their genes have been spliced,
They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Before each night is done,
Their plan will be unfurled,
By the dawning of the sun,
They'll take over the world,
They're Pinky and the Brain,
Yes, Pinky and the Brain,
Their twilight campaign,
Is easy to explain,
To prove their mousey worth,
They'll overthrow the earth,
They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Narf!

Well I'll be, there's the edge of that abyss I've heard alot about.  Wonder
what's it doing in my computer.
Hey! I just notice something on this faq I found!  It says the Japanese word
for joke, jest, or fun is joudan (or jodan)!  I never knew my name was so
close to a joke, but (using my initials) I sometimes consider myself a
JESter.  I'm also wondering if this means anything.

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia and
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"

(Marcus and Jason are in the Bladerunner X-1 Bobsled at the top of Kamikazee
Gourge, basically a cliff)
Jason:"So where are the brakes on this thing?"
Marcus:"Dunno.  Let's check the owner's manual.  Bank turns...  Bernoulli
effect, the...  Bib harness...  Brakes...  -Here we go, page 71.  'Brakes:
The Bladerunner X-1 has no brakes.  Sorry'"
Jason:"One less thing to worry about, I suppose."
Marcus:"You know, this might explain all those froms dad had to sign."
----The Fox family, from FoxTrot