On Fri, 6 Sep 1996, Caroline Ann Seawright wrote:

Exactly. They think that they are the only people on the 'net and are
quite shocked when the person isn't from America. It's especially stupid

Hence, most Americans know that there are a bunch of countries other than
the U.S., and there are people who do in fact live in those countries, but
don't accually realize it.

Hmmm.... Okay, I can see that. I'll bet that some people think that there
are kangaroos hopping down the streets, too...

Well, not the streets.. but I did see some during my week away..  
(btw, I'm back and am probably going to delete most of the 1037 messages 
sitting in my inbox)

We can't all be perfect...

Nope goober, if we killed all the non-perfect people, all that would be left
is perfect people.

Then there would be no-one left, I guess... ^_^

No, he'd be gone as well.

Nope goober, it's just that most Americans are oblivious to anything beyond
the borders of the US.

Ah, well... All those people with guns in the US should go kill the people
in the government and maybe it'll help the country...

Nah... just kill off the people in the US period ;)

   I have some news for you: ignorant, provincial morons live everywhere. 
From what I've heard you say, I suspect there's plenty of them in 
Australia.

Yep, and I make fun of them, too. They're all called 'Bruce' and sit in
pubs in the country all day and do nothing but drink and attract flies.

G'day.. the name's Bruce, from the philosophy department, University of
Wallamooloo.. Mind if we call you Bruce just to keep things straight?

Good the hear that America isn't the only place with large numbers of Morons.

Australia has Mormons, too ... though we all hate them...

You try living where the Jehovah's Witnesses have a *quota* to get 
through each week...

why don't they learn the metric system?

Remember, Americans are oblivious to the outside world.

Destroy the 'Merkin government! Get some real people running the country!

Define 'real' ;)

*shudder* I wish I could go back in time and kill whoever made this
politically correct crap... Bleh...

hmmm...

Dear Kun-chan (definitly female)
                      It is with great joy that I wish you the best of
luck in seeking out this person (possibly a committee) who started this
whole political correctness way of talking, or as I prefer.. complete and
utter male herd-animal waste product.  Please ensure you take along your
choice of life reducing equipment, and do enjoy yourself. 

Kergma (variable)

It was cool to see him in Robin Hood - Men in Tights.

Kun-chan's motives for seeing him in that weren't in the way he talked 
btw ;)

                                      ~~~~~
                     The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au