Subject: Quartzite's Bad Day
From: "Stanley R. Teriaca" <teriaca@omnifest.uwm.edu>
Date: 9/6/1996, 1:36 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

     Boy has this day been a bummer. First I was disintgrated by Queen Beyle
for asking a simple question. Then I was reincarnated, did a fanfic, THEN was
malleted by the star of it, cause she hated it (well, she WAS tied up for most
of it). Then she mallets me again, and someone else blast a hole into me for
sergesting that Kodachi Kuno would sleep with her brother. I am not a Pervert!

     Humm, whair did theas black roses come from?
(Sound FX: Hiss. Paralising gasses seep from the roses.)

Kodachi: Hahahahahahaha!!! You want to see how crazy I can be, do you, my dear
Quartzite?

Quartzite, the 5th Dark Genaral
   ...who hopes that she dosen't dress me in drag and force me to date her
brother.

Kodachi: I have an ideal. (Picks Quartzite up) You did state once that you
like spiral cuirls, diden't you? (jumps to the horison) Hahahahaha!