Subject: [spam] Oh God! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!!!!!
From: bastian@enterprise.mathematik.uni-essen.de (Sebastian Weinberg)
Date: 9/6/1996, 7:43 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
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bastian@enterprise.mathematik.uni-essen.de

It's a catastrope!  It's the end of the world as we know it!

It's BARNEY!!!!  EEEEYYAAAAAAAARRGH!

I just read in the TV guide that beginning on Sunday, Barney the
Dinosaur will be appearing in German television.  How am I gonna
protect my helpless, innocent little sisters?  I know;  I'll axe
our TV set.  And those of our neighbours.  And of our relatives. 
And of their school friends.  Oh, what the heck, I'd better axe
them all.  Nothing is too much work to prevent the Barneyfication
of yet another country.


Sebastian

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