(Someone who lives in the center of America, which is in the
center of North America, which is in the center of the world. <grin>)

Maybe if we dug a big enough hole under north 'Merka and it fell down into
the hole right through all the magma (or whatever) and stuff and got to
the Earth's core, THEN you could say that 'Merka's the center of the world!

Volunteers? ^_^

P-word: (with shovel) Yep. I'm in! When do I start?

Go for it! Then we can put American over-the-top Patriots where they want 
to be! The center of the earth! Waiwai! ... hmm... maybe we should just throw
the over-zealous patriots down there, instead? And the American government?

Kun-chan...