Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAM] Ranma on Red Dwarf.
From: wyrm@mail.utexas.edu (Thomas R Jefferys)
Date: 9/5/1996, 1:04 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Kuno: "How could I have called her an uncute tomboy?  I deserved it when
she dumped me."

PERFECT! ^_^ Simply perfect!

I'm deeply sorry Kuny-Baby, when you said the creature needed to be
female, I thought you ment the creature that evolved from the pig
(i.e. Ryoga), not the pig itself (P-chan).

Why not call the eve-pig "K-chan". ^_^ (Elseworlds joke there. Sorry, Biles!)

[Image of Ranma "porking" onna-Ryoga deleted]

It may have been deleted, but...

H-Wyrm: Mmmm... porking... [Afformentioned image reinserted. Big "Censored"
stamp over screen, but Wyrm and the .sigs still see it]

Chibi-Usa: YEEEEK!! (hides under table)

Wyrm-chan: Ew...

Ugh!

When did my .sigs get back? Oh well.

Ranma: "P-chan was female?"

After all, none of the characters change into a pig, do they?

<scene>

Genma (ie, the computer): "Ryouga is the decendant of your pet, P-chan."

Ranma: "Hold on a minute! That can't be! There were no female pigs that he
could breed with!"

Genma: "Didn't need any female pigs. SHE was already pregnant."

[long pause]

Ranma: "P-chan was female?"

Genma: "You didn't know?"

Ranma: "I never noticed."

Genma: "Figures..."

</scene>

Heheh. :)

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