Ben L. Harrison wrote:

On Thu, 29 Aug 1996, David Hofelinh wrote:

a lemon featuring Happosai as the star

now THATS weird

No... That's perverse!;}

P-word

No, I think THAT'S SICK would be the best statement

Actually, I think THAT'S SICK would not be the best statement, maybe the best
UNDERstatment, but not the best statement.  
Now to get out of this spam before I get stuck.  Let's see, I go left here,
or is right, is this even the right turn?  I feel like Ryoga looking for the
bathroom with this stupid map!!  (crumbles map up and throws it away)Aw, I'll
use instinct.  Let's see, my instinct says to go that way! (steps off a
ledge, looks down)  Aw man!  That's the last time I listen to instinct!
(drops) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<huuu(that's the best I could type
taking a breath)>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHooff!!
Ow, where am I?
Munchkin:  You're in the land of SPAM.
Huh?  There's actually a place called SPAM.
Munchkin:  Yes, and you just killed the wicked spam can of the west!  Thanks!
Oh great, so am I getting some ruby slippers and start looking for a wizard
for a way home now?
Munchkin:  No, we give you the wicked spam can's jetpack and you can fly
home.
Thanks!  See you around.(takes jetpack and flys back home)
Boy, that wasn't too hard.  I hope that spam can doesn't have a sibling or
something.

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows way too much useless trivia and
Co-Founder and Sorta-Leader of the Comic Trivia Gang,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member"

Andy:(walks up too Peter)"Peter, look, about this electric guitar you want
for Christmas...."
(Peter has a sad look on his face:HUGE sorrowful eyes, quivering lip, you
know)
Andy just stares as Peter has this look on this face.
Andy:(giving up and walking away)"Never mind."
Peter:(taking off fake gigantic eyes)"Cooool."
Jason:(with some weird false teeth in mouth)"I also have these fake zombie
TEETH.."
--The Fox Family, from FoxTrot