Subject: Please look at this
From: JesX@aol.com
Date: 8/31/1996, 4:23 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Okay, now to make my announcement before....
Announcer:It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.
Oh, no.
Announcer:Good Idea, plugging in your printer to print something(a skeleton
wearing a suit and hat plugs in a printer in a socket beside the typer of
this post),  Bad Idea, plugging in your printer to print something after you
take a shower, (the skeleton comes again wearing a towel and is soaking wet,
he plugs the printer (which he unplug when he left in case your wondering)
again into the same socket)
ZZZZZZSST! (skeleton is reduced to a pile of ashes with his head on top still
wearing that hat)
Announcer: The End.
Aw, man, look at this mess!! (typer gets up and sweeps remains under a rug)
 That is the last straw, I'm moving away to Florida!!  But first....

ATTENSION, Please gather 'round. (people on the fanfic ML come over)
I am still having a few problems with my fanfic so I just want to ask these
questions before I get to the main one:

1.  I still need an idea of who hired my characters.  Requirements are (that
sounds like something for a computer game) that the person has to be really
devious, evil, and has LOTS and LOTS of money.
2.  I still don't have that codename.  I think all of them now needs a new
codename, so I'm going to give you their bios soon and take suggestions.
3.  How are new classmates introduce in Japan schools.  Is it any diffrent
than in the US?  Are there any Japanese words I could use?

Okay, now that the minors ones are out, here's the big one (crowd of fanfic
ml people listen intently):
Would anybody like to help proofread my fanfic when I finish the first draft?
FWOOSH(crowd leaves in a giant dust cloud)
Aww, come on.  The fanfic won't be that bad (the spelling, grammer, and other
misc. might be bad, but not the plot).  Hello?  Hellooooo(large echo)?  Oh
well,  guess I'll have to print it as is when I'm done.(evil grin)
FWOOSH(crowd comes back)voices from crowd:I'll help, No I'll will, I'm the
better speller, Than how come you have all those proofreaders, hmm?, Shut
up!, PBBBBTH!, oh yeah, PBBBBBBBTTTTTTHHHH!
Really I just need someone to check for some things I and a spell checker
might miss.  Let me know by e-mailing me
crowd:PBBBTH!!!,PBBBBTH!!
Hello, are you listening me to me?  Aw, crap.

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows way too much useless trivia and
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"

note:the first two panals to a sunday comic strip are usually a "throw away
joke" not really having much to do to the rest of the strip because some
papers, needing more space, cut out those two panals.
Jason:"So what do you want to do today?"
Marcus(Jason's best friend):"Well we could go...."
Jason and Marcus together:"....Alligator Wrestling!"
Jason and Marcus approch Jason's mom(Andy).
Jason:"Mom, is it ok with you if Marcus and I go bungee jumping?"
Andy:(reading a book)"Of course not. No."
Jason:"What about hang gliding?"
Andy:"NO."
Jason:"What about parachuting?"
Andy:"NO!"
Jason:"What about cliff diving?"
Andy:"NO!"
Jason:"What about shark feeding?"
Andy:(waving book in front of them, face red)"DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT I
MIGHT BE TRYING TO READ?!"
Jason and Marcus are walking away.
Marcus:(wide-eyed)"Personally, that kinda cured MY death-lust."
Jason:"You know, she didn't say NO...."
---The Fox Family, from FoxTrot