Sean Gaffney, sick so&so that he is, postulated:

(Drum roll.  Spotlight on a large "O".)

Kermit:  It's the Muppet Show, with our special...um,
        can I help you?
Voice (OS):  Is this the Tendo dojo?
Kermit:  With our special guests, the cast of Ranma 1/2!  YAAY!


I leave the rest to you all.

WAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!

Can you imagine Akane and Miss Piggy comparing notes on their boyfriends?!

And then they team up to take out their rivals.... Zen can just see Miss
Piggy taking on Shampoo... (HAAIIYYAAAAAA!)  all for the love of Kermie...
(At least until the fickle pig sees a post splash Ryouga, ne?)

And Sound and Genma could teach Statler and Waldorf to play Shogi...

And Ghod forbid that muppet labs should get ahold of samples from
Jyusenkyou...  Poor Beaker-chan....

Though if Kermit and Ranma/chan do any singing together, Zen is outtathere.

AAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGHHHH!

Zen the Heretic-

(who is laughing himself sick...)