On Sat, 24 Aug 1996, John Collins wrote:

Good story.  Unfortunately, as I'm a member of the ShAS (check out my 
.sig) I'm gonna have to kill you for writing that. :>

	I was afraid, once I saw all the cat-lovers' (and I don't mean 
just Shampoo fans) positive reaction to part one, that part three would 
bring me large numbers of messages starting "you bastard..."  But the 
story *did* telegraph the ending...

gain godlike powers before supper..." from _Confessions of a Modest Otaku_

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					Where can I get this?

	Nowhere, I hope.  I meant to put it in for the Bulwer-Lytton contest.

SKJAM!