Okay... some bastared 'edited' my fic and stuck it on his BBS. The stupid
moron should just not have used my fic in the *first* place! Grrrrr... I
want to slap his little head around and then do some defenestrating...

You forgot a little bit - showing what a defenestrator actually does...

P-word: What's a defenestrator?

Kun-chan: Let me show you...

Kun-chan throws P-word out a window. *SMASH*

P-word: Waaaaaaaaaaaah!! (I deserved that) Why'd you do that?

Kun-chan: Because I'm a defenestrator!

P-word: What's a defenestrator?

Kun-chan: Let me show you!

Kun-chan throws P-word out a window. *SMASH*

P-word: Waaaaaaaaaaaah!! Why'd you do that?

Kun-chan: Because I'm a defenstrator!

P-word: What's a defenestrator?

Kun-chan: Let me show you!

Kun-chan throws P-word out a window. *SMASH*

P-word: Waaaaaaaaaaaah!! Why'd you do that?

Kun-chan: Because I'm a defenestrator!

P-word: What's a defenestrator?

Kun-chan: Let me show you!

Kun-chan throws P-word out a window. *SMASH*

P-word: Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!

P-word.

- you get the idea... ;}

But, once more for the slow ones....?

Kun-chan...