Hmmm... That's two innocent little FFMLers you've thought were into 
S&M. What do you know we don't? What unsavory clubs has our ML 
goddess been visiting, huh? I'm sure it's just research for your next 
fanfic...I believe you - millions wouldn't - but I do. Mainly 'cos 
you'd hurt me if I didn't...

Actually, it's just because I haven't been able to practice my writing
skills with someone online, as I have been able to do during the last
couple of years, so you have to expect SOME wierd side effects...

What are we - chopped liver!! Anyway, we're Ranma fans - we like 
weird side effects...

Well ... I don't think that you lot will quite do to help me practice
that type of writing... Hentai... ;p

Yeah, true ... you all like weirdness...

Kun-chan...