force-fed approximately fifty tons of wombat Spam, and expert weilding of a

Pity he likes spam...

Then make that ram balls and sheep dip. ^_^

Do you bloody well mind?  Don't give her ideas.

Hmmm.... he wants a bloody mind...? Well, I'm sure that I can arrange that!

pencil for multiple sessions of five minutes that make eternity in Hell
pale in comparison. <cackles evily>

Pencil? Hmm... a little to sharp ... I could find something nice and
blunt to use ...

Oh, nonono! A pencil works MUCH better than anything else! >:>

Now how did that line go...

'and I'll carve out his stomach with a spoon!'
'Why a spoon'
'Because it HURTS MORE!'
    Robin Hood (I think)

Oooooh, good ... more ideas... though I'd rather use the razor first,
and pull out the intestines with a spoon and wrap them around Kergma's
neck and let him wear them as a necklace for a while. Sew him back up
so he doesn't bleed to death, though...

Kun-chan...