Oh, what the heck.  This drives me crazy, even though I've been accused
of similar crimes - anyone remember the first draft of "Heart of the
Home"?

"Konnichiwa, Saotome no obasama,"  Akane said to Ranma's okaasan as she
practicing Tendo-ryuu in the dojo while wearing her gi, "and gomen nasai
for my appearance; Ranma (that baka hentai, she mumbled to herself) is
watching otoosan and Panda-ojisama playing shogi in the Tendo-ke - " she
was interrupted by the voice of her iinazuke shouting "Oyaji, I will not
marry that kawaikunee tomboy - hey - whatcha do that for - Kachu Tenshin
Amiguriken!!"