[The scene starts with a boy around the age of 15 sitting in his room
watching the news.
His eyes are filled with fear. Suddenly the TV goes out and the ground
beneath him starts 
to shake. He gets up and darts out the door, people all over stand around
staring at the 
sun which is going into a giant eclipse. Fire starts to fill the horizon,
load screams fill the
world around. The boy starts to run as people begin to catch fire and melt
away.]

me: the typical 3x3eyes-ish background info catcher...
    something i'm very guilty of, but still is common.
    not bad, but common..
Satan: yOu kNoW yOu lIkE iT.
me: i just talkin'

<insert ranma/ryoga argument>

me: pretty in-character. nothing new.
Satan: wHaT's yOu pRoBlEm?
me: WHAT?

[We cut to Cologne's restaurant. The Nekohentai or whatever. Ranma, his
dad, Cologne,

me: OR WHATEVER?!?!?
*BANG* *THWIP* *THUD*
me: Zzzzz
Satan: hE's iN a pIsSy mOoD. "nEkOhAnTeN"
totoro: it DID seem like he didn't care..
Satan: *shrug* bUt mR dIe hArD sHaMpOo fAn hErE dIdN't lIkE iT.

[Ranma's mouth drops wide open, and he slams his head into the table and
starts to cry.]

<gym buzzer> BZZZZZZTTTTTTT!!!!!
GOjoel: i'm sorry, but we're gonna have to call you on that one.
agentO: yeah, if there's one thing we can count on out of ol'
        saotome, it's (over)confidence. he's just been TOLD that
        this thing's a demon and he's CRYING?
        did he cry ONCE in the whole series? i don't think he'd
        just drop and wail. he'd be itching to fight it!
GOjoel: fine. interrupt me.
agentO: oh? go right ahead.
GOjoel: you already said it all!
agentO: sorr-E

Akane: Speaking of the bimbo..

sBarry: grrr... would akane call shampoo a bimbo after she regularly
        beat her? (eg, when she got memory-shampooed and when shampoo
        had the love-pills in her brecelet-thingey. that's all i can
        think of that viz's gotten to so far.)
Satan: dO yOu nEeD tHe tRaNq gUn tOo?
sBarry: i'm done!

Nabiki: Of course not daddy. He is dead.

Satan: bWaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
crew: ..... <sweatbeads>

Kain: I don't remember anything... Just you.

totoro: oh, THIS has gotta make them feel confident that kain
        can help them.
Satan: sTiCk tO sToRy cOmMeNtS.


<--voting section-->
Satan: yO. i lIkEd iT.
me: Zzzzzz
totoro: ih.
sBarry: kinda
sLevon: other than being anti-shampoo in spots, it's ok.
Satan: y'AlL aRe sO pReJuDiCeD.
crew: WELL, IT'S SHAMPOO!
Satan: iDiOtS.
agentO: uhmmmmm. i give it a 7.5
GOjoel: besides the out of character thing HE mentioned, <glare>
        i think it was all good
steveD: sucked.
GRD: a good job.
sYoda: what fanfic? what? what's going on? what'd i miss?
<the crew throw their okonomiyaki at sYoda>


                                        -evilmousse & crew


*--evilmousse,-*'^'~*-*~ @ FLEETWOOD MACCROSS @ ~*-*~'^'~*-,Satan--*
(                                                                  )
)              "filling in while the AGMA band is dead"            (
(  Still Residing In The Occasionally Orbital "snuffy's malt shop" )
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)        Archduke of Spam          #Ranma!'s Resident discoduck    (
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               And The Great Red Dragon From "BONE"

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