<SNIP>

I suggest forcing him to look at a picture of Cologne in a string bikini,

Trish in a 'sexy' leather outfit to show off her most hentai parts would
be worse, wouldn't it? I'll send Macek in, too, stark naked, to help Trish
with Kergma. A thousand times worse than Cologne in a string bikini, ne?

I wouldn't know.

Wyrm-chan: Oi, Wyrm! I found these under your bed. (fans out candid pics of
Cologne and Trish in various risque positions)

NONONONONONO!!! (snatches pics out of her hand, cruples them up and eats
them a la Ranma.) There! Now no one will know what perversity lurks in the
hearts of Wyrm.

Wyrm-chan: Too late. They know... <EG>

AAAARRRRRGH!

force-fed approximately fifty tons of wombat Spam, and expert weilding of a

Pity he likes spam...

Then make that ram balls and sheep dip. ^_^

pencil for multiple sessions of five minutes that make eternity in Hell
pale in comparison. <cackles evily>

Pencil? Hmm... a little to sharp ... I could find something nice and
blunt to use ...

Oh, nonono! A pencil works MUCH better than anything else! >:>

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-wyrm(AKA Tom Jefferys; Time Lord for Hire, "Have TARDIS; Will Travel.")
wyrm@mail.utexas.edu                           JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu
Member of the AFSS      SemiUnwilling Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin
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