Hi everbody!  Ahhhh, it feels so nice here in Burbank with no annoying
Simpsons for neighbors.
(Suddenly, a dog-like creature in brown pants, another in a blue shirt and
red baseball cap, and a third in a pink dress with a flower in her ears pop
out of the desk drawer)
Trio: Hellllllloo, Nurse!
AHHH!  Not again!!!!  Who in the world are you?!?
Brown pants: I'm Yakko
Red Hat: I'm Wakko
Pink Dress: And I'mmm Cute!
No, what's your name.
Pink Dress: Well, it Princess Angelica Sanfresca banana bo basca, the third.
 But you can call me Dot.  Call me Dotty and I'll kill ya.
What are YOU?
Wakko: Welllll......(Song begins, "What are you?", from Animaniacs)
Stop!!  Stop the music!!!  (music stops)  I do not have enough room for
this!!!  Please let me type this in peice!!  I heard a candy store is having
a sell in the Simpsons studio!
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot:  Really, Alright.  (leave in a cloud of dust)
Maybe I should move away from WB.
Anyways, I have a quick question.  I've noticed many diffrent spellings of
certain names, I just want to know which ones are the better ones or more
correct (i.e.  Tendo, Tendou, Kuno, Kunou, Ukyou, Ukkyo).
::POOF::Little angel appears on typers shoulder
Angel: Should you be doing this?  It could start something that will go on
for months and months, annoying many, many people.
::POOF::Little devil appears opposite of angel
Devil: Ah, what are you worrying about, it won't get into that.  Even if it
does happen, people will forget you started it.  Besides, you haven't started
any trouble for awhile now, why wait?
Ahh, I never believed in my Con. (once again I omit much to shield you the
horror of me butchering another word) taking the form of Devil and Angel.  I
usually think it's a nagging doubt.
::POOF::Devil and Angel dissappear in a puff of disbelief
But I always ignore nagging doubts anyways!

Jordan E.(I give up, if anybody wants to know, I tell) Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller
Comic, cartoon, gaming, and TV fan who knows way too much useless trivia and
Founder and sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member"

(Once again, the Fox family is at McDonald's)
Paige: "Mom, Jason's eating all of my french fries!"
(Jason has his hand in Paige's fry box)
Jason: "That's because Peter's eating all of mine."
(Peter also has his hand in a fry box, this one belonging to Jason)
Peter: "That's because Dad's eating all of mine."
(I think you know the pattern)
Dad: "That's because your mother's eating all of mine."
Mom: (eating a fry)"Um, Paige, mellow out."
----The Fox family, from FoxTrot