Chris Willmore wrote:

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                 Ranma's Half - Bits and Pieces
                        Part One of Six
                A 'What the Dickens?!?' production
                 written by Christopher Willmore

  BASED ON CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS CREATED BY  RUMIKO TAKAHASHI
                Original story concept by Kunoichi
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*piku, piku*
eeeewwwwww! ick! yuck!
No more pizza and vodka before bedtime for you Chris-san!

It was...interesting. And amausing in a macabre way. I don't know what 
else to tell you...

The embalming process had
to stop and be restarted, when they found that Mousse had been
stitching together the pieces in a somewhat less-than-correct fashion
(placing arms where the legs should be, and worse) but all in all,
they were doing a fine job.

Maybe: ...restarted when they found that Mousse had been stitched 
together in a somewhat less-than-correct fashion. (The arms were where 
the legs should be, and worse.) But all in all, ... 

[munch]

        "Aiyaaaa!" shouted Shampoo, returning from a side room.
"Great-grandmother, where Ryouga?"
        "Didn't we put him in the spare cupboard?"
        "Shampoo think so, but he no there!"
        Cologne slapped her forehead.
        "Even dead, that idiot gets himself lost." A sigh. "Come on,
Shampoo, we have work to do..."

*giggle*...um...work as in having to go find Ryoga or finishing the 
restoration job on Ranma? Or both?
 

END PART ONE

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COMING SOON IN THE SERIES:

PART TWO: AKANE
PART THREE: UKYOU
PART FOUR: SHAMPOO
PART FIVE: KODACHI
PART SIX: A STITCH IN TIME...

are you serious? *piku, piku* gulp...
 

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Interfector beluam Ecclesia Ryougis.
Custos tabula nomina Franka Ecclesia Azusis.

Crap. I can't find my Latin dictionary. What does this mean?

Well, I'd like to say thanks for sharing, but I'm not sure I'm going to 
enjoy all those awful images that will be lurking in my imagination all 
day... ^_-

Laters.

Windlily

(dragoncrittergrossed-out@theCelestialTemple.com)