OK, Here it goes.  I HOPE no funnystuff happens.

Assuming that you mean no funny stuff with the text of the message, Zen is
sorry to inform you that you are hoping in vain.

Assuming that you are referring to no funny stuff in the *story* then Zen
would wonder why it was written ^_^, and tell you that Zen is not *sure*
because the file was so badly garbled, but it looks again, like you would
be hoping in vain.

Please try again.

Yes. Again, but without the "oops"...  (Ob. ID4 quote)

Zen-