OK, so some funny stuff happened, lets try again...

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DnR: Elseworlds: A Ranma 1/2 Christmass Carol *NON OFICIAL*
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I did it again. :)    ÔRanma 1/2 is copyrighted by Rumiko Takahashi and Shogakugun Enterprises.
Thanks to Paul and Dave for DnR.
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????:  Hey Ranma! How's it goin!

Ranma: {Cringe} oh, konichiwa, Miaku©san.

Miaku: So what's up?  How's married life? {wink, wink}

Ranma: {sounding defeated} Fine.

Ranma: {Begins leaving class}

Miaku: {follows energetically}  So, learned any new special moves!?

Ranma: {sounding defeated} No.

[Ukyo walks up to Ranma in the hall]

Ukyo: Konichiwa, Ranma!

Ranma: {eyes lite up} Ukyo!  Glad to see you!  {to Miaku}  Ukyo and I need to do
something together, so Ja ne!

[Ranma darts of at lightning speed.  Ukyo in tow.  Miaku just stands there in the dust
cloud.  He is a small, pale, skinny boy with brown hair.  Abviously American.]

Ranma: {catching breath around a neaby corner.}  *whew* lost 'im!

Ukyo: Ranma!  Who was that!

Ranma: Aw! Some foriegn exchange student.  He's studying abroud here because he
likes Japanese manga!  He keeps on following me around for some reason.  He seems to
see me as his hero or something!

Ukyo: {snickering} Well, your  life has been stranger than most manga I've read...

Ranma: ha ha.  No thanks to you!
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Ranma:  Hmmm.... well, we're going back home eventually.  But Akane planned a little
side trip to the beach.  The more time I spend away from Mom, the better!
And you?

Ukyo:  Oh, I,m staying around here.  Taking some summer courses....

Ranma: Oh.... well can you visit us when we get back to the dojo?

Ukyo:  Hai. When will you be getting back there?

Ranma: [Turning to walk homeÔ

[We see Ranma and Akane packing.  Argueing as usual....]

[A scene of Ranma and Akane on a train.  Akane is resting her head on Ranma's
shoulder.  Ranma, who has the window seat, is staring listlessly out the window.]

[Last scene in this montage of scenes: the camera pulls back on a decrepid old
ominously victiorian house near the shore, with waves crashing against the rocks behind
it]

[Ranma and Akane stand before it, in awe with suitcases in there hands.]

Ranma: .....

Ranma: THIS dump is our summer house?!

Akane: Heh.  It looked good in the broshour....

Ranma: {dropping suitcases}  I can't beleive you fell for that!

Akane: {dropping suitcases}  Well at least there aren't any katana weilding psychos in
there!

Ranma: {Hmmph} Yeah, just chainsaw weilding ones....

Akane: {smacking Ranma upside the head}  Baka!  {She picks up her suitcases and
storms inside}

Ranma: *mutter* *mutter* kawaikune....

[Later in the evening....]

[Akane has prepared some prepackedged food.  Most of the house was in shambles, ButÔsmall Japanese table, TV and remote hard wood floors and a queen sized futon.]

[Akane sets down two dishes of rice and chicken teriaki and two bottles of bottled
water.] 
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Akane: Yeah.  The plumbing doesn't work.  There is a public bath in town....

Ranma: Hey I just used the bathroom!  The toilet works!

Akane: (ahemÔ
flavored beverages...

Ranma: Oh....  Hmmmmph.... well, can we afford living off bottled water?...

Akane:  (looking downÔ
we are suposed to be on our honeymoon....

Ranma: "Honeymoon"....?

Akane:  Well, that's what I told your mother, as an excuse not to come right home...

Ranma: oh...

[The two finish their meal in silence.]

[Afterwhich, they clean up and sit on the futon together.  In silence.]

Ranma: ...

Akane: ...

Ranma: ...sooo... let's watch some TV.

[Ranma picks up the remote and turns on the TV.]

TV:  ...That's right, Nina!

TV: (Nina)  With Doctor Haisha's guide to better love making YOU TOO can learn
secrets to ... Ô

Ranma:  ...

Akane: ...Ô
[Akane takes out a small, battery powered radio and turns it on...]

Radio:  Hi! and welcome back to Love Tones, I'm Mick Jaguar with the huggable,
lovable Doctor Rudy, and next we have a caller who her husband just isn't satisfiying
her...(Ô

Akane: ...

Ranma: ...

Akane: ... Let's just go to bed...

Ranma: yeah...

[Akane and Ranma prepare for bed.  Ranma goes outside to the shore to use seawater toÔ
 change into a girl, as not to waste the bottled water.  The two girls get into the smallerÔ
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takes out a small lamp and places it on the flour next to the futon.  Ranma turns out the
rest of the lights and the room falls into darkness.]

[A few minutes later, Akane hears a small murmur.  See reaches over and turns on the
lamp next to the futon.  The futon is surrounded by cochroaches.  Akane shreiks and
glomps RanmaÔ

Roach Ô

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Akane: AAAH! Roaches!

Ranma©chan: Kacchu Tenshin Amagurikin!!

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ԦRanma: AARRGGHH!!  Haposai!

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‘appear in a form that is familiar and friendly....

Ranma: You failed!  Miserably!


All due respect to:
Charles Dickens
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