<BIG ASS SNIP>

:Y'know, you have a real attitude problem, Mr. P-word.

:"Ass" as the cuss-word!  The crude term!  The insult!  In anime it
:sometimes dubbed a "jackass" because it has to 2 syllables; where the
:literal tranlation, "ass", has one.

:So there. :P

:So watch your tongue, or I'll hit you with my Warui Ketsu Ken!  (I wonder
:how it would meassure up the Kun-chan's *bap*s...)

:--HAYES

Hey now, the Warui Ketsu Ken is of my creation... you don't even know what it
looks like yet! After you read the fic's you might be terrified of it ;)
However I'm not sure WHO will get the technique. None of the character's
really have a knack for cussing except occasionally Ranma or Ryouga, and they
have plenty of attacks...hmm...

Ah! So we're talking about cussing, are we? I didn't know that.

Well, lets have a run-down.

Ranma, Ryouga: Too powerful already. Skip 'em.

Akane: Although a candidate, she's just too nice a girl to be cussing. Hot
temper, yes; bad mouthing, no.

Shampoo: Doesn't have the language skills. Background is right, tho.

Mousse: Doesn't fit with his MA style.

The Kunous: Too refined. Probably never spoke a cuss-word in their lives.

Cologne, Happousai: Too old to be cussing. "Mind your language, young man!
*BAP!*"

Genma, Soun: U nuts? They don't deserve such a powerful technique!

Ukyou: Lesse... blue-collar worker, not afraid of mouthing off, needs a
special technique, I'm not sure but probably swears like a sailor (This
technique would be perfect for Benten in UY, but this ain't UY). Yep! I
think we found ourselves a winner!

Have it be Ukyou that gets the technique. She's the one character in R1/2
that strikes me as the most... well, redneck. Not that she has bad
breeding, just that she's a country-girl, and most likely to have it
besides Ranma and Ryouga (but we've already excluded them).

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-wyrm(AKA Tom Jefferys; Time Lord for Hire, "Have TARDIS; Will Travel.")
wyrm@mail.utexas.edu                           JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu
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