After much pabbing:

You just picked it up the wrong way.  Just be thankful it was the
bapstick, and not a stunprod... or a chainsaw... or a katana.. or the
comfy chair.. or.... 

                                     ~~~~~
                    The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au

       Ah! I see the label now.  Silly me.  Jolly good.  Should be 

able

to deliver a right bloody thrashing now, ay what?  *BAP* [ouch!]  

Hmmmmmm

Perhaps I best leave the handling of such devices to those better 

trained

in these things.  
I'm gonna get some aspirin now and have a little lay down.   @_@.

[I don't understand it.  It all looked so easy in the movies.]

Foxtrot: Well duh, of course it looks easy.  That's why it's so
hard!
Vixxy: Run that by me again, slowly?
Foxtrot: Never mind.  I'll be giving a short course in 
proper "bapping" and "pabbing" for anyone who's interested.
Just ask Nabiki for the dates and times and entrance
fees.

       - Uncle Fester
       (Turning in his Bapstick.  Peace.)

Greg Sandborn	(aka: Uncle Fester)

Foxtrot the Furryous, BTFH