At 10:47 AM 8/21/96 +1000, you wrote:

On Tue, 20 Aug 1996, Greg Sandborn wrote:

        AYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Bad, Geoffrey!  Bad!    *Pab*Pab*Pab*Pab*Pab*Pab*Pab*....

(For those without visuals, this looks like someone getting poked by the 
comfortable end of the bap stick.  For those of a disturbed mind, I'm 
referring to the handle of the thing. ;) )

        (Oh, crud.  Kun-chan, which end of this thing to you hold???)

Any weapon has two ends.  One looks as if it should hurt or frighten
people, and the other less so.  Hold the latter end (usually has a comfy
handgrip, and a warning label 'CAUTION: You do know how to use this
right?' ;) )

        - Uncle Fester
        (I think I hurt myself @_@)

You just picked it up the wrong way.  Just be thankful it was the
bapstick, and not a stunprod... or a chainsaw... or a katana.. or the
comfy chair.. or.... 

                                     ~~~~~
                    The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au

        Ah! I see the label now.  Silly me.  Jolly good.  Should be able
to deliver a right bloody thrashing now, ay what?  *BAP* [ouch!]  Hmmmmmm
Perhaps I best leave the handling of such devices to those better trained
in these things.  
I'm gonna get some aspirin now and have a little lay down.   @_@.

[I don't understand it.  It all looked so easy in the movies.]


        - Uncle Fester
        (Turning in his Bapstick.  Peace.)







Greg Sandborn	(aka: Uncle Fester)

Home on the range at:	sandborn@microlink.net
			sandborn@burnsmcd.com


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