You know me. Nothin' like a good *bap*. Or have I got that slightly 
wrong?

Don't know... better ask your S&M club or something...

No clubs thanx. I prefer the privacy of my own home. Unlike many of 
my countrymen ( or countrywomen in this case!! ) I'm not much of an 
exhibitionalist...

Don't worry, I'm sure that the world isn't ready for you yet...

That's good 'cos they ain't getting me yet...

That's possibly because you're not selling yourself... Now, to get this
back on topic, sell yourself in a fanfic to the ML. That'll get them
queuing up for you... ;p

Kun-chan...