New submission:

51. The Law of Convenient Wind: Whenever you win, or for that matter, 
whenever it looks good, a strong breeze will blow fast that will flick 
through your belt and hair, making you look that much more heroic.

52. The Law of Cheese: If, at any time, you carry out some sort of 
repeditive and annoying trick, your opponent will get angry and call you 
cheap. If you persist, he will quite probably hit you.

P-word.