7. Law of Monetary Deprivation: You are the only person on the entire planet
with money, and everybody wants it.
7a. Law of Zero Starting Funds: You start with nothing and need to beg, borrow, loot or do something equally stupid to get money .
11. Law of Lightspeed Irrelevance Pertaining to Weaponry
First Corollary: Kinetic weapons, such as handguns, usually have a much
higher velocity than you average laser.
Second Collary: Kinetic projectiles from weapons such as handguns travel instantaneously.