Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAM] The 50 Laws of Video Gaming!
From: Chan Wei Lik
Date: 8/17/1996, 9:40 PM
To: "'FanFic ML'" <fanfic@andrew.cais.com>

7. Law of Monetary Deprivation: You are the only person on the entire planet
with money, and everybody wants it.

7a. Law of Zero Starting Funds: You start with nothing and need to beg, borrow, loot or do something equally stupid to get money .

11. Law of Lightspeed Irrelevance Pertaining to Weaponry
First Corollary: Kinetic weapons, such as handguns, usually have a much
higher velocity than you average laser.

Second Collary: Kinetic projectiles from weapons such as handguns travel instantaneously.