Chapter 5b
"Are you sure about this? I don't think it's going to work." said
Craig helping his friend rummage through the dorm room for a pair of
shorts and a T-shirt.
"Of coarse it's gonna work. It's the simplest plan that's ever been
conceived." Myles said as he held up a pair of bikini briefs, from one of
Kei's dresser drawers and smiled.
"Um..not your color." Craig smiled at his witty remark and went
back to work in Kei's trunk. He pulled some clothes out and spotted a
small book hidden under some socks. "Hey what's this?" He grabbed the
book and began to flip through it.
"Looks like a book to me." Myles replied as he looked over a
couple of shirts but decided to through them back.
"No fuckin' duh Sherlock,", Craig said with a annoyed look on
his face. "Whoa, you've got to see this..." Craig uttered when his
attention was caught by one particular passage.
"....I saw her again today. She wore an innocent yellow dress. It
showed off her figure beautifully. Never in all my years have I witnessed
a girl with such a childlike demeanor...." Craig trailed off as he hit a
much
more juicer section. "Hey Myles? I think this is Kei's journal." Myles
leaped across the room only to land on his face but quickly recovered. He
snatched the book from Craig.
"That is private, Craig. I certainly wouldn't want anyone looking
into my journal...that is if I kept one. Ye should know better." Myles
gave Craig a stern look. Craig in return looked rather confused .
Myles face began to twist as his face turned a rather interesting
shade of crimson. "Ha HA HAW! I think I had ya going there a minute."
Myles burted out. "Besides we can read it as we put it out on the
internet."
"Oh yeah! Now that's an idea. I'll just be keeping this safe for
you until then." He grabbed the book from Myles. "Okay now did you
find anything to wear?" Myles held out a pair of green shorts and an
orange top. _Myles you've got to be kidding me._ Craig almost blurted
out but remembered that Myles hated to be reminded of how bab his
eyesight was. "A..yeah, I think those should do just fine." Craig lied.
"Now didn't ye want to give me something before I left?" Myles
questioned. Craig began to think hard.
"Oh yeah, hang on" Craig ran to his desk and pulled out a very
small peice of plastic tubing. "Here ya go." Craig beamed am he awaited
Myles approval over his gift.
"Great...but a one question..What is it?" Myles queried
"It's a microscopic digital camera just in case you do get into the
girl's locker room." Craig said with an obvious look of annoyance due to
Myles' question.
"Oh. Good idea. Well, I'm off." Myles said taking the clothes
and cammera. _This has got to work._
***
Outside the girls shower a large woman (not as large as Mari but
close) stood buy the door. She wore a tight fitting shirt with a pocket on
her left breast. She also had on a pair of rather baggy sweatpants. On
her head was a hat which read 'COACH', under the hat her hair was black
cut just like a marines.
"PHWEEEEEEEEEET!!"
"All right girls, time to start. Get in there and get changed. Every
third one of you will be checked to see if you are wearing the proper
undergarments. To do this you will remove your top OUTSIDE the
locker room." The Coach said with the most authoritive of tones.
A girl raised her hand. "Um Coach? I don't think that this is a
good place fo..."the girl was interrupted when the coach appeared behind
the girl and yanked her top off.
"There's nothing to be scared of girl we're all female here. " The
Coach screamed into the girl's ear. Off to the side the Coach heard a
voice. "What was that?" A brown haired girl slowly raised her hand.
"um...there's a boy over there..." the girl whispered and then
blushed. All the while pointing towards the end of the line.
The Coach looked back only to see someone jumping up in the air
trying to look over the line, at the girl without a top. "YOU, what are
you
doing here?" She said as she bound over towards the jumper. When she
got there she saw a young man with the thickest glasses she had ever seen.
"WELL??"
"I'm in the class honest. Please don't hurt me." Myles said,
holding up his schedule to the Coach.
"Well, it would seem you are. But are you aware that this is an all
girls track team. Do you know what this means.?" The coach announced
into Myles ear causing him to loose his balance. (thud) "See you can't
even stand up right? How are you expected to run? "
"About as well as you. you blasted harpy butch bitch from hell."
Myles said under his breath as he stood up. He straightened his shirt and
got back in line.
All at once, several of the girls started to complain that they
wouldn't change in the same room as a boy and they started to leave. The
coach whirled around and faced Myles. "See what youv'e started this is
all your fault. Now it's up to me to fix it. Give me your glasses."
Myles was taken aback by her request. "B-But I've na taken off
me specks since I was I wee little lad." Myles tried to make his case but
the Coach just stood there. *Sigh* "Very well. Yer cold ye know that?"
Myles said.
"The coldest. The glasses now." The Coach held out her large
hands. Myles took off his glasses as his hair fell over his face. Not
that
he minded or anything he couldn't see anyway. "Okay now that's settled"
the Coach said as she made faces at Myles to see if he could see her.
Alright everyone back in line.
"Oh by the way little man this little 'harpy butch bitch from hell' is
just
going to love tormenting you for the rest of the semester."
*Gulp* _I'm screwed_, was all Myles could think of as a huge
bead of sweat ran down his head.
A-ko was several spots before Myles and only got to hear what
was going on. _Something about a boy in the locker room? That would
be aweful. I don't even have any underwear on. Or a bra. Oh shit!_ A-
ko thought. A-ko quickly counted the girls in front of her. _Safe by just
one. That was close._
As the girls in front of her were checked A-ko noticed how red
there faces were getting. The longer she watched this the happyer she
was that she wasn't going to be made to take her top off. _Damn my luck
seems to be changing today. First C-ko crawled into bed with me then I
wake up late. With my sheets all stuck together. Must have been
sweat.....or something like that._ A-ko bit her lip at the thought of the
last
part. She always was a juicy girl in high school.
The Coach was about to pass up this one red head when she
noticed that the girl was flush and her chest was a bit too jiggley for her
own good. _That girl has to be hiding something._
"SURPRISE INSPECTION!!!" The Coach yelled as she grabbed A-ko's
top and shredded the thing. Only instead of seeing a girls bra or even a
sports top all she saw was flesh. Rose pink flesh that was turning into a
brillent crimson. "a...ahem...Why aren't you wearing the proper
garments?" The Coach barely muttered for all she could think of was the
girls firm breasts'. They...they were just there!
"Ahhhhh!" A-ko shouted from the attack. "What the hell do you
think your doing? you said every third girl." A-ko stood there clinging to
her breasts.
"Um' well if you knew about the inspection then it wouldn't have
been a surprise...heh heh." the coach again muttered only this time she
was able to pull her gaze to meet the gaze of the red-haired girl in front
of
her. And boy was she mad.
_I can't hit a teacher, can I? Well here it goes._ KAPOW! All
the girls turned their heads to see A-ko walking into the locker room and
the Coach pressed into the wall. _So much for having a good day_, A-
ko thought.
When it was Myles turn to walk passed the Coach he pulled a
quarter from his shorts an stuck it up the Coaches nose and then pulled
hard at her breast. _Damn ciggarette machines never work when you
need them._ Myles spent the next few minutes kicking and cursing the
coach for stealing his quarter.
Later inside the changing room.
The room was buzzing with activity. Atleast that's what Myles
could hear. While the girls changed,poor Myles was curled up in the
corner using the camera as a chew toy. _Dear God why are ye so cruel?
This is every guys fantasy_. (Well not every guys but you get the idea)
_Ta have beautiful girls taking there clothes off in front of ye. Without
even batting an eyelash. And that one red streak over there, that must be
me A-ko._ Myles fumbled with the cammera and points it in the streak's
general direction. _This will be glorious_, thought Myles as the drool
from his mouth was running down his chin.
Now over to the Metal Shop/Mecha Building class.
"Alright settle down now. Take your seats. Very good. Now we
are here to talk about. POWER! Yeah that's right P.O.W.E.R. Power
makes the world go around. And what do you do to make the world run
better? Class? " the instructor helds his hand up to his ear and awaited
the apropriate response.
"MORE POWER! AUGH, AUGH, AUGH." The class cry out,
even the lavender haired girl in the back. _That's it that's what the new
version of the Akagiyama 23 needs. More power. I must get to work
quickly._ The girl jumped to her feet and rushes out the door.
The teacher took notice in this and decided to incorporate it into
his lecture. "Well looks like missy over there couldn't quite hack it in
this
class," the instrutor said. "Oh teacher but I want the cute little pink
princess floor model with beautiful flower decals," the teacher added
mocking the poor girl. He heard a noise towards the door and took a
look. There standing in her Battle Bikini(TM) B-ko glares at the teacher.
"I certainly don't think this looks like flower decals to me. How
about you....
AKAGIYAMA MISSLES!!!!" The room is set ablaze and all that is left
standing is Craig with his face chard.
"a...a...a...a...a...a...what just happened?" Craig muttered.
(Back to...)
"Anyone seen the Coach? Anyone?", a man with a clip board
asked as he stood in front of the girls (and one guy). All the students
just
stared at the young man. *SIGH* "Okay my name is Tokiro Ehara, I'm
the assistant coach and will be supervising until the Coach comes back.
Now lets begin with some light calistetics'. Now do what I do. ONE,
TWO, ONE, TWO..." Tokiro began to do a series of jumping jacks. It
took a while but everyone began to keep pace with him. Except for one.
Myles.
"Dear Lord, take me now. I would die happy." Myles weaped as
he stood and watched all the girls jumping up and down, up an down.
(Hence the title of this chapter. A little cheesy but hey...I like it.)
Myles
eyes fell toward his lady love....A-ko.
_...look...like ...a...BAKA. I'm all over the place._ A-ko thought,
as she did her jumping jacks. Her breasts jumping around inside of her
shirt. _I've got to get a bra. This is so embarrassing._ A-ko thought,
as
she turned red and finished her jumping jacks.
"pant..pant..pant.."
"Huh? A-ko said as she turned around. To see Myles kneeling
before her and sweating profusely.
"Hey I know you. You're Myles Buchanan, right?" A-ko stood
waiting for a responds. Myles just knelt there. "Well...yeah...Could I
ask
you something? I was wondering if you were seeing any one right now."
Myles jumped to his feet once he realized that A-ko was speaking
to him. "Yes, whatever you want I shall do." Myles said bowing to A-
ko.
"Um, well, I was wondering if you would go out on a date
with...."A-ko said, slightly embarrassed that she was asking a total
stranger to go out with C-ko. But he seemed to be taking all this with
ease.
"YES! I WILL GO ON THIS DATE! I'm so happy. I WILL GO
PREPARE AT ONCE!" Myles shoutd. He then turns and runs from the
field. Fast. Faster than even A-ko.
"...a good friend of mine named, C-ko. Hey where'd you go?"
"All right ladies take your mark..." Coach Ehara said while
grabbing the starter pistol.
_All right girl, let's show everybody that you can run._ A-ko
thought, as she got ready. (Okay, now normally A-ko runs rather well am
I right? Not here)
. Ready....Set...*ZOOM*
A-ko flew ahead of the other girls. (She did jump the gun and
all.) But for some strange reason, A-ko lost her balance and spiraled out
of control. First to the left. _Shit without my bra for support I'm top
heavy and I can't keep in control._ A-ko began to panic. Then to the
right, through some hurdles. Then through the benches as observers
scattered for cover. Next, through the observers, bodies flying
everywhich way. She then spun left again and ran straight into the
Culinary Arts building.
Along the side of the building was a line of students wretching and turning
unbeleavable colors.
"Well teach, do I pass?" Came a sweet voice from inside. The
teachers reply was...."SOMEONE CALL IN BIOHAZARD
CONTROL.....AND HURRY!"
Alittle later back in the Guys dorm......
Craig stood by Kei's TV and was trying to tune in some decent
shows. Have to hand it to that B-ko babe/bitch she sure knows how to
get out of class. Craig twisted the antennae into a knot and finally
stepped
back. "This TV is worth shit." Craig remembered the lessons in class.
"This is a call for MORE POWER! But from where?" At that moment
Craig hears a familar noise from below his window. He raised his shade
and saw Kei getting off his ' blood-red Harley Classic, a 2015 remake of
the oldstyle 1950's Harley'. In Craig's head, gears began to turn. *heh
heh*
Kei opened up the door to his room, only to be shoved in the
closet again. _Now what did I do?_ Kei thought. All he heard was
someone running down the hallway, then the stairs. A couple of minutes
later, Kei heard someone coming up the steps again only this time a lot
slower. As the steps entered the room he then heard a loud crash and
then much grinding and pounding. Kei finally managed to gather the
courage to open up the door. Then the terror struck.
Before him was a twisted version of his bike. It was somehow
hooked up to his TV. "My...my...my.." Kei stutted as he fainted.
"Come on Kei it's not like it was an original or any thing?" Craig said
turning away from the TV. Without warning the door bursts open.
Standing there is Myles with the biggest Smile on his face.
"It's finally happened my good man. Not only did she talk to
me...and not only did she know my name. SHE ASKED ME OUT ON
A DATE!!!" Myles roared as he began to dance around the room like an
idiot.
"How did you get her to do that, get her drunk or something?"
Craig asked as the look of astonishment turned to a look of scrutiny.
"I don't know. It..it just happened." The reality finally hit Myles
that he would be going out with A-ko. The love of his life. The apple of
his eye. The statuesque beauty that he placed upon a pedestal long ago.
Myles head shot back as blood began to spurt from his nose.
"Snap out of it man!" Craig said as he grabbed Myles by the
shoulders. "I'm proud of you. When is the date?"
Myles was about to answer when his smile turned to a frown and
his glasses began to fill with tears. Myles whispered something in Craig's
direction as he began to head for the window.
"What did you say? I couldn't hear you.", Craig questioned
Myles as he opened the window and began to step onto the ledge.
"I said 'I forgot to ask.'", and Myles jumped. Craig ran to the
window to grab his friend but was too late to reach him. He looked down
at the ground and saw....nothing.
"ahem....over here." Came a voice. Craig looked up and saw that
Myles was hung by his shorts on a branch of a tree.
"Hey, don't worry about it. This happens to everyone at one time
or another." (Though never to him.) Craig said as he helped his friend
back into the room. "Oh and did you get that video I asked you to get."
Myles' face brightened. "You bet I did." Myles presented the
camera to Craig as an offering to a god. Craig grabbed it and ran to the
TV. Myles took one look at the contraption and then at the body of Kei
and understood what happened. Craig hooked up the camera and
kickstarted the TV and the VCR. Myles and Craig gathered around the
chrome trimmed screen.
"Um...what's that it looks like a...tongue? Why does the camera
keeps going in and out. Oh...look there's some skin.", Craig comments
as the video played. The screen whirled around and was now looking at
a bright red object as the camera began to focus in it was revealed to be
....a
"Fire extinguisher!?!?!?! Myles what the hell happened it there? "
"Well I was on the floor and these naked girls were everywhere
so...." Myles began to blush at his failure but was even more embarrassed
by the fact that he was forced to enter the locker room without his
glasses.
(Well that's Myles for you.)
Craig began to speak, "Dear God man are you trying to tell
me....?" Myles nodded. "YOU STUD! How did you get all thoughts
girls on you like that?"
Myles blushed heavily. "It wasna like dat. Trust me."
"Let's go and celebrate. My treat. I still can't believe it. You my
best friend in a gangbang. And you were that bangie. You lucky sonova."
With that they left for the bar.
***
"YES! It is finally finished. The AKAGIYAMA 24 is finally
finished. Now to test it." B-ko said with an evil smile. Yes test it,
but on
whom. "Ine I request your assistance in this matter." The massive door
to her mecha building room opened a skinny buck toothed girl walked in.
"Y-yes m-my mistress what is your bidding. " Ine asked as she
slipped on the floor at the sight of B-ko's new armor.
"AKAGIYAMA.........."
>From out side the room no explosions are heard. No fire in the sky.
There is no smoke filling the air. All that is heard is Ine screaming.
But
from what? Pain or pleasure.
"A-ko your going to die, die, DIE. hee hee hee hee hee."
--
Oni a.k.a. Greg Thompson
<AkoMagami@usa.pipeline.com>
Member, Red-Head Anime Girls Fan Club
Co-Founder and High Priest of The Holy Order of A-ko
-----Folder of the Holy Fuku-----
Co-author of Project A-ko: The College Years