Here is Beta version 1.2 of Personalities 1: Gosunkugi Hikaru's story. Please give me C &C on this so I can finish my Personalities Too and relase the Final Version of this.
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Bile Studio presents:
Personalities 1: Gosenkugi Hikaru's Story.
by Jang Choe
Gos: (Narrating) Hello, my name is Gosunkugi Hikaru. I want
you to flash back three years from now.
*Flashback*
Ranma: (Nervously looking into Akane's eyes) I do...
Akane: I.. I do...
Preacher: I pronounce thee man and wife.
(Wedding march by Mendelssohn is played.)
Gos: (Sitting in the pews, crying) I'll never have my Akane
now. (sniff)
Woman: (Putting arm around Gos) Yea, I cry at weddings too.
(sniff)
Gos: Eh!? (Gives the Takahashi devil pose, while the woman (Fat
and old) looks at him strangely)
*End of Flashback*
Gos: (Narrating) That was three years ago; Ranma and Akane were
a year older than me, which was 20. I'm now 23 years old. And
Akane is 24. Now, I'm a lonely spirit. I lost my beloved Akane
three years ago that day. That Ranma, how dare he steal my love!
(Clutches hands into a fist and shakes it)
Well, I'm going to find some way to get Akane. This time, I
won't cower like I always did. Ranma will now have to bow down
to me!! (Rises up and tries to give his best evil scientist
laugh. Gos fails and sits down.) Umm, over the years, I became
a great scientist specializing in chemicals and metals. I figured
out how to make myself totally invisible. Of course, I never did
use it, so I do not know if it actually works or not. However,
when I tested it out on a mouse, it did turn it invisible. Never
found that mouse again. Anyway, I'm working on a chemical that
will make the victim a mindless slave. All I need to do is pour
the chemical on a doll that looks like the victim and give the
doll to the victim. Of course, I need this rare substance to
make the potion complete. It is called
trioxlatebisulfatemonochloricdinitride-floric acid (you chemistry
majors better shut up about this-- JWC).
It is horrid stuff, but it works. Can you guess who has it?
Yup, you saw that coming; it can only be obtained from Tendo
Akane. It is basically in all of her cooking. Now, I just need
her to cook for me, and poof! my formula is complete. And I can
finally get rid of that... Ranma, and finally I can have my
darling Akane for my self!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHA!!! (tries his twisted scientist laugh again. Somehow
he manages to pull it off this time).
Heh heh eh.. (calms down) ahem.
Okay, this is plan, I'll go to Akane's house and get some
dinner from her, finish the potion, dip the dolls of Ranma and
Akane into the vat of that potion, and in a few hours, she will
be mine.
(worries) ummm, I hope I can do this. I hope I can talk to
Akane without getting nervous. (Sweats)
[Gos nervously goes to the Tendo dojo.]
Ranma: (In the living room) Akane, where are you?
Akane: In the Kitchen!
Ranma: (Shocked, frightened, and he gives that hand pose with
the shocked face. There is also that funky looking background
that aways accompanies this pose) In.. The.. Kitchen??!!
Akane: Ranma, I've been practicing my cooking with Kasumi and my
mother's notebook. I already passed how to boil water, and how
to make a sandwich.
Ranma: (Nervous) Now.. what are you trying to do?
Akane: (Full of confidence) I'm going to try to fry eggs this
time.
Ranma: (Buries hands on face) Oh dear.
[A knock is heard at a distance.]
Ranma: Now, who could that be?
[Ranma opens the door, and he sees a nervous Gosunkugi.]
Gos: Hel.. Hello Ranma, is Akane home?
Ranma: Gosunkugi? Is that you? (looks at him carefully)
It is you!! Gos!! never seen you in a while!! how you've
been man? (Slaps Gos on the back; which Gos is knocked forward)
Hey Akane!! look who came to visit!!
Akane: (In an apron) Oh! it's... Gosenkugi! How you doing?
Gos: (Gets up, puts his hands on his cheeks and looks away with
huge eyes and an idiotic grin on his face, and looks away.)
She.. she spoke to me.
Akane: Well, Gos come in. I was just making dinner.
Gos: (Thinking) All right, she is cooking dinner, and she spoke
to me again.
(speaking) Look, Mrs. (grr) Saotome, I... I.. 'm in a hurry.. and
can.. I.. Ask you to (Ulp) give me some of your stew?
Akane: Sure!! here let me get some.
Ranma: Why do you want her food for? you'll die.
(Akane hits Ranma with a mallet )
Ranma: (With a bump on his head) Things never change, no?
Gos: Oh, I just want to take it home and...
Ranma: Pour it on some turtles and mutate them.
Akane: Ranma!! (Hits him again with a 10 ton mallet borrowed from
Kaori Makimura.)
Ranma: (Another bump on his head) Well, ok then. Bye, nice
seeing you. After you eat that stew, I'll never see you again.
Akane: Ranma!!!! (This time, she hits him with a table, and Ranma
is flattened underneath with the Takahashi pose.) Here, here is
the whole pot, enjoy!
Gos: (Blushing) Tha... Thanks (takes the pot and runs)
Ranma: (Getting up from under the table, feeling his head)
Gosenkugi Hikaru, still weird as usual.
Akane: Yeah, and he's still spooky too.
Gos: (Narrating) I quickly went home and took out her stew and
poured it into my vat of mind control dip.
(Speaking) After few days with heat of exactly 46.4 degrees
Celsius, it will be done, and I can finally have my darling
Akane. Ha ha ha.
(Narrating) I watched the burning vat for four straight days
without sleep nor food. Now those bags under my eyes that I
always had will never disappear now. Anyway, I took the vat
and put it on the counter. I then took the doll that looked
liked Akane and dipped it in the vat. I did the same with Ranma's
doll. Finally, I was done. Hee hee hee, I danced for two
seconds, tired out, collapsed on the floor, and went to sleep.
[Gos is at the Tendo dojo the next day.]
Ranma: Well, well, Gosenkugi. Nice to see you again. How did
ya like my wife's stew? Wait, you're alive. Hey- you promised
to eat it.
Gos: Of course I didn't eat it, is Akane here?
Ranma: Yea.
Gos: Well, I'm sorry, but I forgot you guys got married 3 years
2 months 5 days ago at exactly 7:05, and um.. here's.. here are
your marriage presents. Oh, this is yours Ranma.
Ranma: (Grabs the doll and looks at it) Oh, a doll.
Gos: (Thinking) Something's wrong here, it's not working.
(Getting really nervous)
Akane: (Coming in) Oh it's you again Gosenkugi, hello.
Gos: Heh heh, um a present for you. (Gives her the doll of
herself)
Akane: Thanks! ohh a doll.... huh?... ug!!! (Straightens up and
looks hypnotized)
Gos: (Thinking) Hoo hoo it worked!! I guess it only works on
females. Probably something to do with their different chemical
composition from males. But how should I know? I'm not a
biologist.
(Speaking) Akane, dump that husband of yours and come with me.
Akane: (Wide eyed) Yes, sir.
Ranma: Huh!? (Throws the doll aside and grabs Gos by the
collar) what the heck did you do to her?
Gos: (Choking) I (Gag) just gave her a doll. With a little mind
control potion.
Ranma: Oh, ok. Gos.. get Akane back to normal, OR DIE!!!
Gos: Akane protect me! (cowering away)
Akane: Yes sir. (She takes a mallet and smacks Ranma in the
face and he goes flying through the air with that pose again.)
Gos: Thank you... heh heh HAHAHAHa. C'mon Akane, lets go to my
house.
[There is Ranma, who landed on some bushes.]
Ranma: (Feeling the part of his face where the mallet hit.)
Owww, that Gos, he's going to pay dearly. (gets up)
Now where the hell did he take her? (sees Gos running with
Akane) Ah hah!! (follows them) Stop!! Hey, come back with my
Akane!!
Gos: Oh no, him again. (Takes out nails and throws it at him)
Ranma: (Barely dodging the sharp nails) Woah, where did he
learned to do that?
Gos: (Looks back and sees Ranma gaining on him) Huh? ok, (takes
out a bottle of Potion and throws it at Ranma)
[The bottle breaks and a pink smoke comes out and knocks out
everybody unfortunate enough to be in the way, including Ranma.]
Ranma: Gnu, come back with my.. Akane... (knocks out)
[5 hours, 3 minutes has passed..]
Ranma: Ahhh! (wakes up with sweat all over his body) Where am I?
Huhn? Dr Tofu!!
Tofu: Hello, Ranma, it's a good thing that my wife saw you
laying in the streets. It seems that gas had some slow poison
working in it.
Ranma: P.. Poison!! what about the other people in the streets??
Tofu: Oh they're fine, they're all in my hospital. Of course,
we've known each other for quite some time and my wife insisted
that I personally treat you.
Ranma: Where is she anyway?
Tofu: My wife? Oh, she should me here, I sent her to make me a
batch of antidote potion.
[A door opens and an attractive woman with long brown hair
walks in.]
Ukyo: Ranma-honey!! you are awake.
Ranma: (Still groggy) Yea, thanks to you.
Ukyo: No, thank my husband, he is the best doctor in Nerima you
know.
Ranma: I know I know, you told me that about a hundred times.
Ukyo: So, who threw that poison anyway?
Ranma: Gosenkugi.
Ukyo: (Looks surprised) You mean.. Gosenkugi Hikaru?
Ranma: Yup, him.
Ukyo: The same, sweet Gosenkugi?? skinny, with bags under the
eyes, that guy we haven't seen since your wedding? That
Gosunkugi??
Ranma: Yes, yes, and he's not so sweet any more. Matter of
fact, he's not the same wimp we knew since high school. Ever
since he disappeared after I got married, he seems to have gotten
meaner.
Tofu: Well, I need to go take care of my other patients, See
you Ranma. My wife will take care of you. Ukyo, give him
these pills every two hours. (Gives her the pills)
Ukyo: Ok, Tofu-hon, come home soon, I have a special
okinamiyaki for you. (kisses Tofu)
Tofu: (Smiles) Goodbye Ukyo.
Ukyo: Listen, I hate to leave you against doctor's orders, but I
need to go finish rest of that antidote. Don't worry, you are a
big boy now and I know that you're gonna take those pills every
two hours.
Ranma: Wait, how long do I have to stay here? In bed that is?
Ukyo: Oh.. Tofu honey said about a day. Well, Bye Ranma-honey.
(She leaves.)
Ranma: (Thinking) I can't believe this, me getting beat by some
wimp. When I get out of this bed, I'm gonna.....
[The door opens.]
Ranma: (Looks up to the door,) Kasumi!! Mousse!! how you guys
doing?
Kasumi: (Smiling ^_^) Um, Mousse, Ranma is over here.
Mousse: (Looks toward Ranma) Oh there you are, thank you
Kasumi.
Kasumi: You're welcome. (Smiles like she always does. ^_^)
Mousse: We came as soon as we heard, what happened?
Ranma: You remember Gosenkugi Hikaru? Well, he did this.
Mousse: Gosenkugi!!? that wimp did.. that??! HAHAHAHA you got
beat up by Gosenkugi? (breaks up into laughter)
Kasumi: Mousse, it is not nice to laugh at him. Apologize.
Mousse: (Stops) I'm sorry Kasumi, I sorry, Ranma. (snickers)
Ranma: I'm over here Mousse.
Mousse: Yeah, (looks toward Ranma and bows) I'm sorry Ranma.
Ranma: Anyway, he has gotten much tougher, and sneakier.
------Gos's House------------------
Gos: (Still Nervous, even though Akane is in his command) Akane,
um, um, uh.. uh.. uh.. uh.., say hello to me.
Akane: Hello.
Gos: Oh this is pure heaven, to hear Akane's voice talking to
me.
(Sighs and narrates) You know Ranma will come after her.
And knowing Ranma, he will succeed. So I might as well give her
back to him. BUT THINGS CHANGE OVER THE YEARS! I am not the
same Gosenkugi, I will fight till death to keep my Akane, in
fact, I'll get ready in case he comes over. (to Akane) right
Akane??
Akane: Yes.
[Gosenkugi melts again from hearing her voice, and a day has
finally passed.]
---Tendo- Saotome Dojo-----
Ranma: (Punching the wooden pole) That punk Gosenkugi's gonna
get it, wait till I get my hands on him. (Punches the wooden pole
till it finally breaks and flies 7 meters away and splashes into
the pond.)
Mousse: Nice, that's the third pole you broke this week. Hey, I
know we never did get along that much, but we all knew it was
that Shampoo's fault. But hey, let by gone be by gone. Let me
help you get Akane back.
Ranma: Thanks but no thanks Mousse, I can handle some skinny
voodoo artist.
Kasumi: But you know Ranma, he did knock you out with that
Poison gas, (Ranma Shrinks) kidnapped Akane right under your nose
(Ranma jerks like he's been hit with something), and you even
said he became tougher and sneaker..
Ranma: OK! OK! sheesh, thanks for rubbing it in!
Kasumi: You're welcome (smiles and giggles and leaves ^_^)
Mousse: Doesn't she have a cute laugh?
Ranma: Yea, yea, lets go and get Akane back.
Mousse: Right now?
Ranma: Yea, Of course right now!
[All of a sudden Shampoo, appears.]
Shampoo: If Mousse go, Shampoo go too.
(Shampoo has gotten more mature looking. She still has
that nice, dark blue hair, and has gotten a little taller)
Mousse: Oh Shampoo... (buries hand in face)
Shampoo: Shampoo will follow you till you become my husband
Mousse.
Mousse: I can't, remember??!! I'm already married!! You stopped
bugging Ranma after he got married!!
Shampoo: The Law of Amazon say that if future husband get
married, forget about him and find another one to replace him.
You qualify since you defeated Ranma and me so you more than
qualified to be my husband. See, it here on "Book of Amazon
laws." Head and Shoulders 11:90-91.
Mousse: (Looks at the book) I see... wow.
(Comes back into the real world) Wait a minute!! I am married to
Kasumi, Shampoo, so why not give up on me and find another
replacement?
Shampoo: In the law of Amazon, you can't replace future husband
if he is Chinese. And Ranma is Japanese, so I can forget about
him. Not you Mousse, you Chinese.
Mousse: Shampoo, let me tell you that HOW LAME THOSE STUPID
AMAZON CODES ARE!!!
Cologne: (Yes, she's alive) That's true, son-in-law; however,
we are Amazons and we always follow the rules.
Mousse: (Furious) Stop calling me son-in-law you dried up crone!
(ready to take out weapons)
Ranma: Now you know how I felt Mousse. Ha Ha
[Mousse hears what Ranma said and calms down.]
Mousse: Shampoo!! (points at her) YOU now know how I felt!!
All those years of chasing you, you torturing me!! Now the
tables are turned Shampoo! I lost all my feelings towards you!!
You are now nothing to me! I love Kasumi, and you can't do
anything about it!!
Shampoo: Oh Mousse, stop kidding, (goes to Mousse and cuddles up
to him)
Mousse: (Big eyed, weird mouthed, and tries to pry Shampoo off)
Shampoo get off of me! (after a few minutes, he finally pries
Shampoo off.)
Ranma: Come on guys, lets go save Akane.
[Back to Gosenkugi's and three hours later.]
Gos: (Narrating) Now.. Ohhhhh here they come now. This will be
fun to watch. (Gosenkugi sees them coming. We see Ryouga,
Shampoo, Ukyo, Mousse, Kodachi, Kuno, and of course Ranma)
Ranma: We finally made it. (looks around and sees the big sign
that says Gosenkugi Hikaru's House) I guess he was expecting
us.
Gos: (Through a loud speaker) Hello my friends, I see you guys
have come for Akane. Well, it won't be easy. I hope you guys
luck.
Ranma: (Pulling up sleeve) I don't need no stinking luck. (this
phrase is from "The Magnificent Seven." Coincidentally, there
are seven of them. Ohhhh... eerie.)
Ryouga: Gosenkugi!!! why don't you give up and just give Ranma
Akane back.
Gos: What if I don't??!
Ryouga: Well, uh...
Ranma: (Pushes Ryouga away.) You know we'll eventually get to
you. When we do, you will be nothing more than... more than..
hmmm... forgot which metaphors I was gonna use.
Gos: (Thinks for a second) You know, you're right. (goes out to
meet them) Ranma!! ( goes and hugs Ranma's legs) I'm sorry,
please don't hurt me.
Ranma: Well, that was easy.
[All of a sudden, a blue gas appears and knocks everyone out
except for Gos.]
Gos: Well, THAT was easy, ha ha ahhhh. (Gos tries feebly to
carry/ drag the bodies inside his house.)
Gos: (Panting, out of breath) Man!! these guys are heavy.
[29 minutes later, we still see Gos trying to drag the
bodies into his house.]
Gos: (Looks at his watch) Oh no! one more minute and they will
be awake. (all of a sudden, Ranma wakes up. Then the rest
follows. Gos sees that and his eyes bug out and puts his hands
on his cheeks.)
Oh no! (Takes out a doll and sprays everybody
with it and soon they fall asleep.)
Phew, that was close. Wait, why didn't I think of this
earlier. (A big mechanical doll comes out and carries the gang
to Gos's house)
Gos: (To Ranma) Waky wakey (slaps Ranma and pours cold water on
him)
Ranma: Ahhhhhhh!! Gos!! ugg, (sees that he and his friends
tied up) Untie us!
Gos: No No, no can do.
Kuno: Ug prithee ug, (shakes head) Huhn? Curse you voodoo
man!
untie us from this bondage. (looks at Ranma) Pig tailed girl!
Oh how it enrages me to see an innocent woman like you to be in
yolk!
Ranma: Yea right, pervert. Oh and what would Nabiki say if she
saw you flirting with me?
Kuno: I, Tatewaki Kuno, doth not worry about petty matters as
those. For all I needst to do is give her a gift of all gifts
and she will forgive my actions still.
Ryouga: (Waking up) Huhh? You! what have you done to Akane?
Gos: Ok, look over there (points at the living room. On the
couch sits Akane watching TV) see, nothing done to her. I just
want her to be near me, to... speak to me.
Ranma: Stop torturing her!
Gos: I never did such a thing.
Ranma: Oh? then why are you making her watch Viz's Maison
Ikkoku?
Ryouga: (Shocked) Dear God no.
Ranma: Gosenkugi! you have gone too far!!
Gos: I thought she was watching Sailor Moon!
Ranma: (Breaks the ropes and grabs Gos by the collar; shoves
Gos's face to the TV) That's just as bad!!! And Sailor Moon
doesn't come on till in about an hour.
Gos: I remember, I was showing her a tape, and Viz's Maison
Ikkoku musta have gotten in the VCR by accident.
Ranma: Oh, well that still don't excuse you for what your
doing!! Hirryuu Shoten Haaa!! (The force of the Hiryuu Shoten
Ha blasts Gos and his house into the stratasmosphere.)
[After a few minutes, Gos lands hard on the ground in his
little pose.]
Gos: (Wakes up, takes out a huge nail and hammer and charges at
Ranma) My house!!!!
(However, Gos just passes Ranma and starts rebuilding
his house with incredible speed)
Ranma: Ok Gos, turn Akane back to normal.
Gos: I... I.. don't know how. (shrinks)
Ranma: What?! (All of a sudden Akane snaps into reality.)
Akane: What the heck is this? Why does Yotsuya sound so
stupid!! Not to mention Kyoko. (goes to Gosenkugi) Gos,
Gos: (Blushes) y.. yes?
Akane: I just want to say..
Gos: Y- yea?
Akane: I am very pissed off of you ordering me around!!! hiryuu
Shoten Ha!!!
Gos: Not again!!! Ahhhhheeeeee....(flies off)
Akane: Ranma, thanks for teaching me that move.
Ranma: No prob. So, you knew what was going on?
Akane: Yea, I was completely aware of my surroundings, except
every time I heard his voice, I had to do what he said. It was
weird.
Kuno: What? you are called "Ranma" pig tailed one?
Ranma: Kuno, time to know the truth, (all of a sudden a kettle
of boiling water appears and he pours it on himself)
Kuno: Gakkkk!! you fiend! how dare thee disguise thyself as
the fair pigtailed girl. What have thee done to my fair
goddess!?
Ranma: (Sigh) Forget it, lets go Akane.
Ryouga: (To Mousse and Ukyo) Gee, we were a lot of help.
Gos: (lands on the ground again in a weird position) Ooff,
sigh, that's what I get trying to force people to be my friends.
I guess I will always be living alone, no female companionship or
anything.
Mousse: (Ignoring what Gos said) Hey, where did Shampoo go? Oh
well, who cares, at least she is away from me.
Ryouga: Oh Akari, where are you?
Ukyo: Hmmmm, I wonder if Tofu-san is cooking tonight. Ug, I
hope not, all he knows how to cook is Tofu.
[Everybody leaves.]
Gos: (Narrates) Well, that's my poor effort to get Akane.
Although I did get Akane for a short while, it didn't seem so
special. I mean, what man would want a women that does whatever
he says? Well, I guess I'll be another nobody.
Kodachi: (Out of nowhere) HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! Oh Gosunkugi!!
That was some nice chemicals you used to knock us out.
Gos: Yeah (blushing, idiotic grin)
Kodachi: Gos, will you come with me? You can work under my
grueling conditions to become my mindless slave making potions.
Gos: Ummmmm, I don't know... Maybe. (narrating) Well, I guess
I'm going with Kodachi. I hope to see you guys later!
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To be continued... kinda. Next Chapter: Personalties 2: Kasumi's
story.
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Welp, that's it for my first fanfic I wrote. If you are reading
this, this is an rewrite. I think I greatly improved on this
since the beginning. But it's a sad thing for me... this was my
first fanfic that was posted on the internet, and I really had a
hard time changing it. As I read it over and looked at the
mistakes, I noticed my memories of my foolishness of becoming a
fanfic writer. I will miss the original, since I copied over it
with this. Personalities will always be in my memories. I am
certainly not the best. Heck, I'm not even moderately good as
the others but I hoped you enjoyed this. Oh, you need to read
this series in order!! IF you don't, you won't get what is
happening. Read the Personalities FAQ for the correct, recommend
order. Okay?
Ranma 1/2 (C) Rumiko Takahashi/Shogakukan/Kitty Fuji TV. 1996
all rights
deserved.
Scape goats:
Blame them for inspiring me to write fanfics
Chris Schumacher
Karl Rim
Stefan "Twoflower" Gagne
Benares
and of course, the great John Biles.
C&C to: Piccolo@cyber.atlanta.com or Yinyang@altered.com