Subject: Re: I'm back!!
From: Nabiki Tendo
Date: 8/16/1996, 8:59 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

At 08:49 PM 8/16/96 -0400, you wrote:

That's what Zen meant!  Why do people insist on torturing poor Ucchan by
sticking her with Ryouga?  >_<  Poor Ucchan!  Waaaaaah!  It's so sad!

Whats wrong with Ryouga?? Hes soo good cuuute!

In the name of P-chan, I shall punish you!
(After a long long transformation sequence with lotsa pastels, The LOST
P-CHAN AVENGER emerges!)
How dare you insult the likes of Ryouga! 
(We see before us Nabs looking incredibly tacky in a black cape adjoining to
a collar around her neck, with a tag reading "Charlotte no more!" and a
P-chan mask with an open mouth. Her face being completely visible throught
the front [Has to see, but wants secret identity.. now how do they do that?]
And a large P-Chan T-shirt on)

I AM THE LOST P_CHAN AVEN.. (Looks around) ...Where did he go?

.... Knew i shouldve ditched the 'lost' bit...

(To save on money, the same transformation plays backwards)


...What a waste!


<taps foot> Zen...are you insulting Ryouga?  Hmmm?

<sound of sumo pig running at 400mph in the distance>

Charlotte mark 2?


You still have time to repent...

--Sean Gaffney
--Protector of Akari, Ryouga's One True Love, Church of Ryouga

Allright! ^_^

Forget this! (Claps hands)

Clap-ton!

(A large Eric Clapton recording falls from the sky on the offender.. where
ever he may be.. This is Hoboken you say?)


Hmm.. Better stop before I become a spammer! its too too delicio..er.. fun!


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                       |      NABIKI TENDO         |
                       |High preistess-Church of SD|
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                        Marla "Pizza Slayer" Miner
                         THE LOST P-CHAN AVENGER!