Subject: Re: [FFML] Hello?
From: "Van Gogh's Ear" <mousse@isd.net>
Date: 8/14/1996, 12:13 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com, fanfic@fanfic.com

At 11:52 PM 8/13/96 -0400, AlberCrombie wrote:
Nabiki Tendo verbalized:

Anyway...  Who besides me, Jeanne, and Fozzie were able to locate the
Armitage Ani-Mayhem card?

I got one in one of my booster packs.. hight stats!

You royally suck. 

me: at least SHE doesn't wear tastelessly pink ryo-ohki shirts!
sYoda: ryo-ohki! kawaiii! gimme!
me: ...
    ok, all you ffmlers, it's been a bit since i've been here,
    so, to save confusion, i'll make a quick rundown of the old
    siggeroos.

    satan - everybody's favorite buddy
Satan: vErY sMaRt, mOuSsE.
me: <sweatbead>
    totoro - creature that starred in my neighbor totoro. asshole.
totoro: ans now sailor genital wound's dead, and i can get NASTY!
<a small "hoorayyy" emits from the sigwar members of the ffml at the
 mention of sailorGW's death>
me: but then we have
    the great red dragon from bone
GRD: and i know totoro-fluff burns excellently.
totoro: ....
GRD: <grin>
me: agent orange - gaseous weapons technition, product of the saucewars.
agentO: and smart enough not to eat year-old guacamole!
me: .... i TOLD you, that's the best kind!
    steve dallas - from bloomcounty <agentO: is NOT, stupid!> but turns
                   into democrat steve with cold water.
     shadowbarry + shadowlevon - rampant shadowbeasts transformed into
                                 everyone's favorite lounge lizards.
sLevon: hey, that spanish guy from taxi wasn't bad either!
sBarry: awww yeahhh
me: ghost of joel - joel from MST3K reincarnated
GOjoel: yo.
me: and sailor yoda - yer favorite fuzzy green jedi master in a sailor fuku.

me: so! that's it! i forget anything?
crew: NOT TO SPAM!
me: yeek! um.. <points to gopher> he said to do it! really!
crew: <glare>
me: hey! this is important background stuff!

                -"and if you believe that..." evilmousse & crew


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                      And The Great Red Dragon From "BONE"

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