<SNIP KUN-CHAN'S ATTACK OF A THOUSAND BAPS>

    Hmmm. Kun-chan vs Kunou. His *STRIKE*s vs her *BAP*s. I'd like to 
see that...( Victorian joke ).

Heh... (I get it!)

One ponders the possible imagary this brings up... Of course, we'd have 
Elle McFeast judging it ;)

Oh, dear... Can't we just bring the people from The Late Show on as
judges instead? I got really fed up with Elle McFeast when she and her
lot kept going over time and Red Dwarf was shown late.

    'course, she'd cheat, whip out the garlic crusher and he'd faint 
in fear...         

Hey, I wouldn't actually *use* the garlic crusher on Kunou....

The Trickster looks at Kun-chan... "Yes, you would" ;)

Not if he's the third in my harem, I wouldn't.

Kun-chan...