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From: 	Louis-Philippe Giroux[SMTP:phoenix@cmq.qc.ca]
Sent: 	Saturday, August 03, 1996 9:10 PM
To: 	fanfic@fanfic.com
Subject: 	Re: [FFML] [HUMOR] Anime Olympic Events (fwd)

heretic@hops.cs.jhu.edu,Internet writes:

Olympic Space Battle:  The shortest gold metal match in history pits
the SDF-1 versus the Yamato.  Once the main gun and wave-motion cannon
have both been fired, the winner is determined by counting the metric
tons of debris remaining.  Winner: the SDF-1 by 6 kg!

   A bit off-topic, but another one could be: 
Olympic Planet Battle:  Unicron vs. the Death Star

Women's sorcery - Gold medal match pits Urd vs...  Actually, I'm kinda
stumped here.  Any help?

   Linna Inverse from The Slayers.  Definite competition!

Men's freestyle martial arts, superhuman class - Son Gokou versus
Kagato.  After last year's "boo-boo", the gold medal match has been
moved to an uninhabited island in the Pacific.

   Island?  Why not try unhinabited planet or even Solar System 
if things get messy...  You forgot Vegeta, Freezer and Cooler in the Z Team.
What about Perfect Cell and Buu?