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<<SNIP>>

       And then, the pain as she bit into him.
       He should have screamed, or shouted, or pulled away,
but.... He relished it, ENJOYED the novelty of welcoming such a
sensation...  Ranma's chestnut punches didn't come close to
this... Sharp shrapnel, sometimes, but...  There was friendship,
and promise of more, mixed in with this...

The back of my mind was whispering to me that something machabe was going
down as soon as I read that...

Chibi-Usa: WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I'M SCARED!

H-Wyrm: SM!

       "They were all... Easy to catch, and CONSUME...  They
were so easily spent... You...  You are quite the challenge... No one
has taken you, but... I would do so, if you'll let me..."
       <If I'll LET her?!?>
       His legs finally gave in, and he dropped into an impromptu
kneeling posture.
       "I.... I'll let you, Akari! I will!"
       "You WILL?"
       "Yes!"
       "Are you sure?"
       He was sure. For the first time, he was sure... What he'd
seen and heard in the past few days had finally convinced him that
his chances with Akane were slim, if any...  And here she was...
Sweet... Loving.. And... Other things.

By this point, the little voice was saying, "Did she get turned into a vampire?"

       She took his backpack off of him and propped him up,
helping up the stairs of the house to the second floor.
Thankfully, the bathroom was just beyond the landing.
       "Well... Here we are..."
       "I... I'm afraid I don't have any spare clothes... I gave
my last outfit away to..."   He stopped himself.  No need... No
need to go into that. Now that he'd found HER, he wouldn't end up
with... With that other woman... As if they'd ever liked each
other, anyway...
       "Oh," purred Akari, "I don't think you'll be NEEDING
clothes for much longer...."

<<SNIP>>

       "But I GUARANTEE they'll get a LOT steamier..."  A few
moments later... "Say, how many of these do you HAVE?"
       He opened his eyes to see a heap of yellow-and-black
patterned cloth in front of him.
       "Uh... I lost count."
       "Could you take them off for me? I like my little
piggies... COMPLETELY naked before I start..."

H-Wyrm: Schwing!

(Wyrm-chan covers Chibi-Usa's eyes and ears)
Usa: HEY!

       "Uh... Ah... Er..."
       She closed his eyelids for him with her thumbs, then
guided his hands to the right place on his head.  Then, Ryouga
took off the rest of the accessories.
       Her hand went next to his heels, poking, and tickling...
       He giggled as she pulled off his slippers, running her
index finger up and down the sole of his feet...
       Next off were the white socks.  When his feet were bare,
she grasped them, running her hands over them, and even... Testing
them once or twice, with her tongue...
       <Now I'm REALLY going to faint... Hold on, Ryouga, hold
on...>
       "Nice spice..." she murmured, then went on to undo the
knot at his waist that kept his trousers tightened over him.
Instinctively, he reached out to stop her.
       "Akari, I..."
       "We can't go on unless you take those off, honey..."
       "I know, but..."
       "You promised," she pouted.
       "But..."
       "I can't see it...  Not unless you let me take them off...
And I'll bet it's so nice and FLESHY, too..."
       Another gulp from him.
       "I.. Ah..." He grew quiet.
       "Silence gives consent," said his partner, and undid the
cord.
       The pants came off with surprising ease.
       "We're almost done, Ryouga-sama....  Just a few more
minutes, and you'll be in me..."
       "A... Akari..."
       He still couldn't believe this was happening.  His clothes
were gone, he was in a locked bathroom with a girl who wanted
to... Wanted to...  He... She....

H-Wyrm: Hubba-hubba!

Wyrm-chan: She's gonna expose her fangs any minute now...

       She was crouching above him, legs straddled over his hips,
and holding a sharp dagger to his throat.

(Wyrm, Wyrm-chan, H-Wyrm in Takahashi position #112.) `\_(O.O);.;

       "N...  NANI?!?"

Wyrm, Wyrm-chan, H-Wyrm: NANI?!

Chibi-Usa: What, what? (Gets eyes uncovered)

       "Like I said, Ryouga-sama.... Soon you'll be in me..."
       "But... I thought..."  He tried to move, but found he
couldn't.
       "Don't even bother, dear... The nerve paralyser I rubbed
into your feet should have done the job by now... No movement from
the neck down...." She glanced below his navel. "Unfortunately...
Then again, I make it a rule not to play with my food."
       "FOOD?!?"

Wyrm, Wyrm-chan: Geh!

Chibi-Usa: EEEEEEEEK!!!!!

H-Wyrm: WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! No echi!

(*WHAM**WHAM**WHAM*)

<<SNIP>>

I'm impressed!

Wyrm-chan: The Lorana Bobbit Factor!

(Wyrm gives Wyrm-chan a dirty look.)

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-wyrm(AKA Tom Jefferys; Time Lord for Hire, "Have TARDIS; Will Travel.")
Member of the Apathy for Shampoo Society (AFSS)
SemiUnwilling Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin

<.SIG> Wyrm-chan, H-Wyrm, Ten (NOT Jitaren), Chibi-Usa, Azusa </.SIG>

<MAIL> wyrm@mail.utexas.edu, JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu </MAIL>
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