caseawr@ecr.mu.OZ.AU,Internet writes:

On Sat, 3 Aug 1996, The Mistress of Lemons keyed:

Kun-chan wa hentai ja nai!!

"You are what you eat."
"I am a Fritos corn chip."

*bap* I don't eat hentai!!! ... maybe I'm a chocolate... hrm...

The Trickster is *not* going to touch the above comment with anything 
less than a 3.048 metre pole.

Although... Its amazing what you can do with chocolate fondue...

mate, what kinky tricks you do with your fondue, i dont wanna know :)
now a pav, mmmmmmm! :P

Oh, dear... we have someone who wants to do stuff with white, rather
sticky substances after the outside has been hardened over...

Quick, call the Paul McGann Estrogen Brigade!
Where's Janis Cortese when you need her?

*piku* Dare desu ka?

Kun-chan has only heard of the David Ducoveny(sp?) Estrogen Brigade.

Kun-chan...

   That's David Duchovny, or Agent Fox Mulder from the X-Files for the
uninitiated.

   Mmmmhhh, Point Of No Return and X-Files...  Interesting possibilities...

Another Phoenix