On Sat, 3 Aug 1996, The Mistress of Lemons keyed:

Kun-chan wa hentai ja nai!!

"You are what you eat."
"I am a Fritos corn chip."

*bap* I don't eat hentai!!! ... maybe I'm a chocolate... hrm...

The Trickster is *not* going to touch the above comment with anything 
less than a 3.048 metre pole.

Although... Its amazing what you can do with chocolate fondue...

mate, what kinky tricks you do with your fondue, i dont wanna know :)
now a pav, mmmmmmm! :P

Oh, dear... we have someone who wants to do stuff with white, rather
sticky substances after the outside has been hardened over...

Kun-chan...