At 03:52 PM 8/3/96 -0400, HTG wrote:

	Freestyle Man Attracting: The finals were one of the closest in 
the games, with judges forced to examine the mental stability of Akane's 
and Lum's  respective collections.  Unfortunately, Kuno Tatewaki's 
polygamist tendencies finally gave the gold to the Oni princess.

In the Guest Star Division, Princess Elle (of the first Urusei Yatsura
movie, "Only You") wins for her collection of 99,999 flash frozen suitors.
Unfortunately, it was closer than it should have been as she lost points for
letting her collection get out of hand while she was busy with suitor
100,000  - Shutaro Mendou.



Jeanne Hedge
http://www.accsyst.com/jhedge/main.htm
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             "Man gives every reason for his conduct save one, 
                    every excuse for his crimes save one, 
                     every plea for his safety save one; 
                       and that one is his cowardice."

                               -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)