At 03:52 PM 8/3/96 -0400, you wrote:

Any other events worth mentioning?

Here are a few that I just dreamed up.


Womens Olypic Whining.  Contestants are judged in 3 categories. 1)Decibel
level.  Would the contestant shatter steel walls with their whine?  2)Mouth
size.  Could contestant fit car in mouth while Whining?  3)  Tear flow.  Is
hoover dam required to save us from drowning?

Gold: C-ko.
Silver:  Usagi Tsukino
Bronze:???


Best Transformation sequence:

Female.  Judged on how little they are wearing during sequence.  Bounciness
prefered.

Gold: Cutey Honey
Silver: Mai Shiranoui (Fatal Fury the motion picture)
Bronze: Sailor moon


Male.  Judged on how cool it looks

Gold: Tekno-man
Silver:  That Tae Kwon Do guy from the Fatal Fury motion picture.
Bronze: Tuxedo mask(I don't know any other male transformations)

The final event is pair skating.  Pairs judged on co-ordination and team work

Gold: Azusa and Mikado(Although Azusa stole Mikado's medal, and when he
tried to get it back beaned him with the podium...Lucien)
Silver:  Sailor moon and Tuxedo mask(note: this was also Usagi's preliminery
trial for the whining competition.  She really expected to win)
Bronze: Ranma and Akane(  without the incentive of martial arts Ranma just
wasn't into it).

Note: roller blading was a demonstration sport.
Ja ne!!

Ran-chan

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