Plastic Miniblind Sniffers Films Presents:
A Certifiable Production:
(c) Michael White, August 1996 ( as if anybody else would claim credit for it )

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Bubblegum Eek!, or What to do When You Get a Wedgie in Your Hardsuit.

LOL!

NENE: "What do we do now?! They know who we are!"
EEK: "No we don't. We only know your first names, and since we don't live
here, we can't possibly know..."
SYLIA: "SHHH! I'm thinking. Well, I guess we'll have to make them Knight
Sabers."
PRISS: "But Sylia! We don't know anything about them! They just fell out of
the sky!"
SYLIA: "I know, but this seems to be what everyone else thinks we'd do in
this situation."

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Jeanne Hedge
http://www.accsyst.com/jhedge/main.htm
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             "Man gives every reason for his conduct save one, 
                    every excuse for his crimes save one, 
                     every plea for his safety save one; 
                       and that one is his cowardice."

                               -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)