Okay, I'll probably get flak over the fact that this is one of my own
quotes, but I don't care. I like it, and Bill Gates doesn't.  ^_^

 "God, your aim sucks!  You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with an
orbital satellite!  Who designed your combat software?  Microsoft?
'Warning! Windows has caused a General Protection Fault in module B3T78 of
the Headhunter's targeting systems!' "  SkyKnight flipped and ducked again,
cartwheeling across the floor to avoid the furious barrage that the boomer
spat at him.  

        -  The Bubblegum Zone, Episode #7

Hehe! I love that one, Expect me to come up with an equally cool quote within 
the hour ;)