Heh... Now THAT was funny. Where's part two, you lazy writer! Get on it
and hurry up!
Well, considering I wrote that at the time of replying to the e-mail, I
thought it was a pretty lenghtly piece. Especially since I was supposed
to be in class. ^_^
Heh, due to the response, I think I actually will attempt something with
that beast.. :) (hell, you people seemed to like it more than I did..)
I have no idea where it's going. But heck, with two series like that to
pull ideas from, it could go anywhere... Heh heh heh...
Hmm, I wonder just how dedicated the Vogons are to finishing a job... >:)
May as well throw up other 'fics you've done, too, Mi-chan.
People here edit better than me. ^_^
What's this? Sending 'fics out to be edited, and actually getting
responses? SOunds like a foreign concept to me.. ;) well sure, you
asked for it, then... I'll send along the first of my Mikado Ichiban
scripts to be torn apart by the masses...
But first, I have another plot idea that I wouldn't mind getting some
input on. It's a beast I've been slaving over for some time now- the
idea at least. The title: 'The Mikado Sanzenin Picture Show'..
(Gee Eric, who might happen to be *your* favorite R 1/2 character?)
Yep, a blending (not crossover) of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show', and
Ranma 1/2.. Be afraid, be very afraid. :)
---
Before I give it to you, a few notes on the universe (or is it another
Reality? Hmm....):
1) Ranma is not completely super kick-ass (yay)
2) This is because only Kunou exists as an opponent to him so far. He
hasn't met any of the other standard r 1/2 chracters. Well, except for
Shampoo, but she doesn't show up here. (sacrelidge, I know..)
3) The other characters do exist, he has just yet to meet up with them yet.
4) Onu Tofu got over his little ah, 'twitchy' periods around Kasumi, by
hiring her as an assistant nurse. It was painful at first, but he finally
got over it. The story begins with their wedding...
---
(a soft piano can be heard <*a piano playing the tune to 'Science
Fiction Double Feature'*>. After ten seconds, a pair of pale lips
appear. They start to mouth the lyrics of the song playing.)
The **Mikado Sanzenin** Picture Show
starring
----Mikado Sanzenin
(a scientist's creation)------
Akane: <whispered> Hey, this doesn't look right..
----Akane Tendo
(a beautiful maiden)-----
ranma: That's for sure... *thok*
----Ranma Saotome
(an egotistical baka)
akane: hey wait a sec, that's not in the script!
(Scuffling noises can be heard as the music suddenly cuts off.
<*sound of a record needle being run across a record.*> The lips
stop mouthing the words, and frown.)
Ranma: Sanzenin!! Stop messing with the script!
(A scream can be heard, and then the sound of breaking wood.. Or limbs...
The lips show a look of shock and sympathy pain.)
Ranma: There. Let's try that again....
<*music is keyed again, start 'Anime Fiction Double Feature' * >
(thelips move about the screen, mouthing the lyrics to the song.)
ANIME FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE
Well Tetsuo was ill,
When he made Neo-Tokyo stand still,
'least Keneda knew where to stand...
And Beastman was there,
sure gave the world a scare,
D still has his talking hand.
Then something went wrong,
For those guys north-east of Hong Kong;
Macek named them things like Rand.
Then at a deadly pace, it came from..
Japan airspace.
And this is how the message ran:
(the credits start to show up here)
----starring
Ranma Saotome
(A fumbling fiancee)----
Anime fiction, double feature...
Doctor Kaos will build a creature
See tentacles fighting Ranma and Akane,
Otakus drool over,
----Akane Tendo
(A girl with an attitude)----
Cutey Honey
Oh oh oh oh ohh..
at the late night, double feature, picture show...
----Tsubasa
(A brilliant(?) scientist)----
I know Trunks and Son-Goku,
Told Cell where to go to
while Mr. Satan took to the hills.
And I really got hot,
when I saw him, ol Scott
----Gokunsugi
(The scientist's helper)----
fly a mecha that spit missles and killed.
Dark Schneider had quite a start,
When Arshes Nei pulled out his heart
----Tatewaki kunou
(An incompetent)----
Reviving him took lots of skill.
But when colonies collide,
said Gato to the one he wanted for his bride,
----Kodachi Kunou
(The scientist's...?)----
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a..
Anime fiction, double feature...
Doctor Kaos will build a creature
----Mikado Sanzenin
(The scientist's creation)----
See tentacles fighting
Ranma and Akane
Otakus drool over,
----Mariko
(A groupie)----
Cutey Honey
Oh oh oh oh ohh..
at the late night, double feature, picture show...
----Ryouga Hibiki
(A deilvery boy)----
I wanna go
Oh oh ohh..
to the late night, double feature, picture show.
By EJO
----Happosai
(Some pervert who took pictures)----
Oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
in the back row,
oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show!
*END SONG*
(the lips slowly pull back, and the scene brightens up to show a
quaint monastery. Many people are gathered around the front doors:
Ranma, Akane, Soun, Nabiki, Genma, Nadoka, and about a dozen other
people. We see Dr. Toufuu and Kasumi walk through the doors of the
monastary, arms linked.)
Photographer: Here they come!
(The group of people cheer, and toss rice at the couple. Toufuu and
Kasumi laugh, and start to mill about the crowd, hugging and shaking
hands. The group gets together, and the photographer takes their
picture.)
Photographer: Great, okay, now a picture of just the couple...
(people move away.) Okay, and now a picture of the two families!
(Soun, Akane, nabiki, and Toufuu's family all pose together.) Okay,
that's it.. Ah, beautiful!
(As the picture is being taken, the camera follows Dr. Toufuu, who is
taking Ranma aside.)
Dr. Toufuu: (shaking Ranma's hand, and punching him in a friendly
way on the shoulder.) Well.. I guess we finally did it, eh?
Ranma: (smiles, and nods.) Yeah, you sure did! You two have been
inseperable since you were finally able to tell Kasumi how you felt
about her..
Dr. Toufuu: (smiles.) Well, to tell you the truth, that's why I
hired her as an intern nurse, so that I could finally get used to her
company.. I hope I didn't damage anybody too much during those first
few days of her being around.. (flashback of images: Toufuu
with his glasses fogging up, and turning various people into pretzels
as Kasumi walks into the room.) Oh well, it's all over now, we're
finally married! (happy, dreamy sigh.)
Kasumi: (holding up a bouquet in her hands.) Okay everyone, this is
it! (she tosses the bouquet, which lands right into Akane's hands.
She looks at it in shock.)
Dr. Toufuu: (grins, and clapps Ranma on the back.) Hey, looks like
it could be your turn next, eh Ranma?
Ranma: (looks over at Akane, and blushes slightly.) Well... who
knows, maybe..
Dr. Toufuu: (nods sagely, and whispers into Ranma's ear.) Don't be
too long in asking Ranma, it's been a few years.. She can't wait
forever.. (stands up straight, and smiles.) Well, I guess we should
be off now.. (Calls over to Kasumi) Kasumi, hop in! (helps Kasumi
into a limosuine parked out front of the temple. Toufuu gets in after
her, and the car drives off.)
(Akane walks over to Ranma, who is watching the car drive off. All
the other people are talking amongst themselves, and walking off
towards home.)
Soun: (crying loudly as he walks away.) Ohh.... Now who will cook
our food?
Akane: (eyes sparkling.) Oh Ranma, isn't it wonderful? It's so
good to finally see those two together.. Didn't my sister just look
so happy?
Ranma: (looking over at a plant, and running his fingers along it.)
Yeah Akane, Toufuu's one lucky guy..
Akane: (her face contorting.) What do you mean by *that*?! Are you
saying that you wanted to marry her?
Ranma: (looking with shock.) Hey, hey, no Akane, that's not what I
meant... But everyone knows that Kasumi's a great cook...
Akane: (looks engraged.) WHAT?! Ranma, are you insulting my
cooking again? (pulling out a large hammer from... somewhere...) You baka!!
Ranma: (leaps back.) Akane, will you just listen for a second?
You're twisting my words!
Akane: (holds the hammer, and looks at Ranma curiously.) hmm?
DAMMIT AKANE (sung to the tune of 'Dammit Janet' (sorta))
*a violin plays lightly in the background*
Ranma: (looks over at something in the sky, blushing a little.) Hey
Akane... I've got something to say...
Akane: (puts the hammer down, waiting patiently.) Uh huh?
Ranma: I really.. liked the skillful way ... you beat the other
girls... to the bride's bouquet...
*the music scratches off*
Akane: (looking at ranma strangely.) What kind of statment is that?
Ranma: Hey! Give a second here! Do you think it's easy for me to
say that I care for you? (covers his mouth immediately after saying
this)
(Akane stares at Ranma, jaw agape. She looks away, and then turns
back, her eyes all misty.)
Akane: Ranma....
*violin starts up again*
Ranma (starting to sing): (Ranma is pacing, not looking into Akane's
eyes)
It started long ago one May,
I believe it was a Sunday,
when we first met, and in the dojo you wanted to play..
that's when I first thought,
dammit Akane, you're kinda cute.....
(Akane's face contorts)
Akane: That's it?
(Ranma turns around, and covers her lips with his hand. He shakes
his head with a near smile on his face)
Ranma (continues singing):
After a while it was still hard to say,
but I always hoped you would see things my way..
With you, is where I want to stay..
Oh dammit, Akane, I... love you!! * He says it! :) *
(Ranma searches his pockets, pauses, and his face registers high on
shock content. He quickly darts into a store, and comes back out with
a ring in hand.)
Ranma:
Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker,
fa la la la la la
It�s the best way I can think to show,
my love for you is more than mediocre <writer�s note: yeah, it�s stretch>
fa la la la la la
Oh A-K-A-N-E I love you so!
(Ranma gives Akane the ring. Akane gapes at the ring, and holds it
close to her chest)
Akane: (starting to sing) Oh, it's nicer than.. (drops out of it) Oh,
it's just so wonderful!
(Akane leaps forward, and glomps onto Ranma, who looks shocked. he
relaxes, and the pair's faces inch slowly closer together.)
Ranma: Akane...
Akane: Ranma...
(from behind some bushes, a flash bulb goes off, and some rustling
ensues, followed by a confused cry. Ranma and Akane lookaround in surprise,
and the camera closes up on the bush.)
Happosai: Useless technology! Why, back in my days...
Ranma: You hentai! What do you think your doing?
(Happosai looks over, to see a foot connect quite painfully into him. He
goes flying. Ranma is seething, but Akane goes over to Ranma, and calms him
down.)
Akane: There's only one thing left to do now, ne?
(Ranma nods, and they walk off. The scene pans off, and enters a scene
of happosai sitting medatatively on a desk. He is smoking a pipe.)
Happosai: And so began the trip to marriage for my young pupil, Ranma
Saotome, and his fiancee, Akane Tendo.. And boy did I get great
pictures of their wedding night!! (laughs)
(a brick flies onscreen, smacking Happosai over)
Akane: (off-screen) You pervert!
(Happosai rights himself up, a giant welt on his forehead)
Happosai: (ahems) But their wedding was a ways off. As you can see from
*these* pictures..
Ranma: (interrupting, also from off-screen) More of them? Who gave that
letch a camera? I ought to..
Mousse: (hushed voice) Saotome stop! It's just a film...
Happosai: (arches an eyebrow) Indeed. (continues, holding up a picture
of Ranma and Akane walking away from the last scene) And from here they
decided to take a trip, to visit their old nemesis, Kunoh Tatewaki. They
felt it was necessary, since his fumbling about, and forcing them to
fight together was really one of the things that helped them grow
closer. And so they started on a night out.. (grins, makes ominous
gestures) A night out, they'd remember for a very, very long time!!
(cackles insanely)
Ranma: What an idiot.
----
Timing for songs are off, and the songs are bad, but hell, YOU try and
find English words that rhyme with Japanese names... o.O
As with 'HitchHiker's Guide to Reality', this is a test to see if anyone
likes the story. If you have any suggestions, feel free to send me
private e-mail. Or embarass me publicly by sending it out to the entire
list. :)
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