(to be continued?)
If you know what's good for ya, yes!
Hmm, that turned out a little sillier than I thought. All I really
wanted to write was up to the line about Ranma's head, but a sheer
perverse desire to butcher the HHGTTG series even further drove me on.
I like!
It's nuts, it's crazy, and I *know* I don't write like Douglas Adams
(otherwise I'd be publishing this stuff, not sending it out on mailing
lists. :) ). So.. Be kind.. It's the first thing I've put up
here... (So far!!)
You're a braver man than I, Eric!
Wyrm-chan: (Putting down an electronic book with the words "Don't Panic"
written in large friendly letters on its cover) Don't fret, Eric! Your
writing is good enough for this story.
Azusa: WAIII!!! That cover's so *CUTE*! Claudette! Claudette!
Wyrm-chan: Oh brother!
Let me know if I should even bother continuing this. Eesh, this was
almost as bad as the "Ranma Dwarf" idea....
H-Wyrm: Hey man! At least it ain't as bad as "Urotsuki Ranma"! Even my
robust hentai constitution barfs at the mention of it. (Covers mouth)
Excuse me...
Azusa: (Bashing Wyrm-chan with a Vogon) Gimme Azusa's little Claudette!!
Deamon of Destruction <from Urosukidoji>: (Appearing in a cloud of sulphur)
Hurr! This is the only place I've yet to destroy...
Wyrm: (F&L) We're all gonna die!
Azusa: (eyes glittering) Ooooh! That deamon-spawn-from-hell is so *CUTE*!!
Sebastian! Sebastian! (hops over to the DoD)
DoD: (look of fear) Uh oh! (RLAMF)
Azusa: (in hot pursuit) Wait, my little Sebastian!
This is the first time I wuz actually glad to have Azusa here! :)
-wyrm(AKA Tom Jefferys; Time Lord for Hire, "Have TARDIS; Will Travel.")
* wyrm@mail.utexas.edu
* JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu
Member of the Apathy for Shampoo Society (AFSS)
Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin
Sigs: Wyrm-chan, H-Wyrm, Ten, Chibi-Usa
"I want you to know that I've always had the greatest respect for the law."
*SOCK!*
-Cmdr. William Riker