Subject: Re: Fanfic writing challenge - Fav quotes
From: wyrm@mail.utexas.edu (Thomas R Jefferys)
Date: 7/31/1996, 12:53 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com


(to be continued?)

If you know what's good for ya, yes!


Hmm, that turned out a little sillier than I thought.  All I really
wanted to write was up to the line about Ranma's head, but a sheer
perverse desire to butcher the HHGTTG series even further drove me on.

I like!

It's nuts, it's crazy, and I *know* I don't write like Douglas Adams
(otherwise I'd be publishing this stuff, not sending it out on mailing
lists.  :)  ).  So..  Be kind..  It's the first thing I've put up
here...   (So far!!)


You're a braver man than I, Eric!

Wyrm-chan: (Putting down an electronic book with the words "Don't Panic"
written in large friendly letters on its cover) Don't fret, Eric! Your
writing is good enough for this story.

Azusa: WAIII!!! That cover's so *CUTE*! Claudette! Claudette!

Wyrm-chan: Oh brother!

Let me know if I should even bother continuing this.  Eesh, this was
almost as bad as the "Ranma Dwarf" idea....


H-Wyrm: Hey man! At least it ain't as bad as "Urotsuki Ranma"! Even my
robust hentai constitution barfs at the mention of it. (Covers mouth)
Excuse me...

Azusa: (Bashing Wyrm-chan with a Vogon) Gimme Azusa's little Claudette!!

Deamon of Destruction <from Urosukidoji>: (Appearing in a cloud of sulphur)
Hurr! This is the only place I've yet to destroy...

Wyrm: (F&L) We're all gonna die!

Azusa: (eyes glittering) Ooooh! That deamon-spawn-from-hell is so *CUTE*!!
Sebastian! Sebastian! (hops over to the DoD)

DoD: (look of fear) Uh oh! (RLAMF)

Azusa: (in hot pursuit) Wait, my little Sebastian!

This is the first time I wuz actually glad to have Azusa here! :)

-wyrm(AKA Tom Jefferys; Time Lord for Hire, "Have TARDIS; Will Travel.")
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